Caption: Dr. Ken Kiplagat of Okoth and Kiplagat Advocates. The man many accuse me of working with, in-order to destroy Bob Collymore.

Many Twitter influencers and keyboard warriors affiliated to Bharat Thakrar claim that I have been paid by Mike Njeru to destroy Bob Collymore. I have neither met nor interacted with him or Transcend Media Group. He is just a thankless beneficiary of my online activism as his entitled self has not even bothered to call and congratulate me for running a story that had been blacked out by bribed mainstream media journalists for the last three years.

Indeed Mike Njeru probably deserved to lose the tender he clearly won according to findings in a KPMG Audit, because of his inherent stupidity.

Others claim that I’m on the payroll of Ken Kiplagat. They may call him a Moi-era lawyer, or use whatever other analogy conjured by Bob Collymore’s cheeky PR team, but the truth is that we cannot tolerate intellectual-property theft in Kenya. And let’s give credit where it’s due, Ken Kiplagat conceptualised the integrated security system way back in 2001, proposed it and yet some newcomers walk into town and use Government officials to edge him out of a deal.

Is this fair? Shall a scumbag like Bob Collymore from the slum called British Guyana pack heat like an oven door and run Kenya like his personal property? Again, who the hell does this man think he is?

Well, you will all be saddened to know that Standard Group’s Managing Editor Joseph Odindo sent a memo to all editors ordering them to kill any story relating to Safaricom and the KPMG Audit. And you wonder why Standard Group is posting losses? Because of such idiots in our media, using their positions to undermine the flow of information, for the benefit of bribes and jobs to relatives.

Back to the headline which I’m sure brought many of you here.

Ken Kiplagat is not just your ordinary Joe. He is the real McCoy, who was admitted to the bar in 1989 so he is definitely Under-50. He is also a former Director at Communications Commissions of Kenya (CCK) now Communications Authority of Kenya at the turn of the century, where he allocated himself frequencies, which he sells to media owners.

But his most prominent company is Tetra Radio Limited which bid for a $5.2 million (Sh447 million at current exchange rates) contract to operate and supply a digital radio communication system for the Kenya Police.

The company won the bid in 2002 to supply a commercial trunk radio network, which would operate on the UHF band.

Five years later, the system was yet to be supplied following wrangles between Tetra Radio and the Communications Commission of Kenya (now the Communications Authority of Kenya, CAK), prompting the regulator to cancel the tender in 2007.

Tetra Radio went to the High Court the following year to have CAK reinstate the tender and stop the regulator from allocating the frequencies to another entity.

The company won the case, and by a judgment dated June 24, 2011, CAK’s decision to cancel the tender was reversed and the regulator was prohibited from utilising, activating or allocating the frequency range awarded to Tetra Radio.

CAK Director General Francis Wangusi wouldn’t keep quiet he made media reports and even presented his report to parliament accounting that Tetra Radio was incapable of implementing the security system due to lack of proper technical and financial support. A company that operates with close to 45 million pounds (equivalent to 6.75B ksh.) and that had a good reputation in Spain, Austria, The United Kingdom, Iraq, Poland among others was incapable of setting up security systems in Kenya? Isn’t this ironical?

After Tetra was successfully eliminated new players came into the game.

Huawei, ZTE and Safaricom were determined to win the security surveillance system. It was a battle that saw this three giant electronic and communication companies mire in controversy and morphed to feature bitter corporate and diplomacy wars that ended in court.

Huawei who were so much determined to hit the contract would do anything to get it and it is at this point that they arranged for ZTE managers to be deported back to their country being conscious of the fact that Safaricom was incapable of providing security and communication surveillance on their own. This was made possible through Office of the President and the Attorney General Githu Muigai . The deportation orders were signed by the then Interior C.S Joseph ole Lenku and ZTE was seen out of the competition.

After the court ruling, Safaricom won the tender to supply, manage install and maintain security surveillance and communication systems.

Safaricom then in June 2014 confirmed that Chinese giant telecom Huawei would provide infrastructure  support for 15 billion, but then billed the Kenya Government for Kshs. 45 Billion. Outright theft.

So who is Ken Kiplagat? On 16th January 2004, patrons at the Fairview Hotel in Nairobi were shocked after a brawl broke out. Ken Kiplagat had slapped the life out of Gideon Moi, the then MP of Baringo Central after the latter went to ask for “dad’s” property and money that perhaps was given to Kiplagat in trust.

He is also famous (in the right circles) for his divorce case with wife Catherine Jelugat Kiplagat who in court documents, revealed that her ex-husband is worth a whopping $2 Billion. She successfully pursued a court-case and the ruling is hereby attached for your perusal.

This is now high-level politics, and information only privy to those who know Nairobi well, who have been in Nairobi, and not the freshers like Ory Okolloh, Dennis Itumbi, who just came to Nairobi the other day, from their respective locations one being in diaspora studying and the other being rural Kenya.

Amongst the properties Mrs. Kiplagat is eyeing is Shares in Tetra Radio Limited, Toads Media Group Limited, Bond Conservancy Limited, Simba Radio Limited, Southern Cross Engineering Limited, Naivasha Cottages Limited plus a split in properties in various locations in Kenya including two houses in Green Park Naivasha Great Rift Valley Lodge, 40 acres of land in Kabarak, 100 acres of land in Kabarak Menengai West, a house in Eldoret near Statehouse, 50 acres of land in Eldoret, a House in Milimani Nakuru, a villa in Vipingo Ridge Kilifi, and a house in Kensington UK.

In cash, the court declared that in various accounts, there were different amounts of money including Kshs. 600 Million, US$ 2 Million, Kshs. 1 Billion, and Kshs. 87 Million that were proceeds of the sale of Simba Radio to KTN.

Toads Media Limited was the company that Ken Kiplagat used to allocate himself over 10 radio frequencies, which he had disposed off to various radio stations that you hear today, for a cool sum of US$ 4 Million.

The wife admitted in court that her ex-husband and baby-daddy was having an affair with another woman Milly Cherono whom they had a child with.

Another 4 women listed as respondents are also said to have been in relationships with Ken Kiplagat who then purchased properties under their names. For the record, they include Casey Burns, Jaqueline Kosgei, Beatrice Kosgei and Sheila Jebet Amdany.

Pussy will be the end of some men. Rest in peace Jacob Juma who was last spotted in the company of an unknown woman that probably sold him out to the guy who smoked him.

Attached: Divorce proceedings between Ken Kiplagat and Catherine Jelugat Kiplagat.

An epic image doing rounds on social media is one of Deputy President William Ruto’s parrot Kipchumba Murkomen’s 4×4 vehicle stuck in mud.

Suddenly the URP-wanker came face-to-face with the fruits of the corruption by the Government which he so vigorously defends.

Karma is a bitch they say. And this is a sign of things to come. Jubilee thieves will endure the torture of seeing their children cursed. All the money they steal won’t be of help.

Since Kenya’s history, no other regime has plundered state coffers like the Uhuru/Ruto Government, where scandals of enormous proportion have come to light.

Characters like Murkomen rose from obscurity into owning choppers and V8’s, and are direct beneficiaries of corruption.

I mean, for a V8 to get stuck in the mud, can only mean that his area is literally one hot mess. The roads in his county may have never seen a grader since independence.

And when you see these pompous characters on television, chest-thumping and posturing, you may think that they’re very smart individuals.

But everytime Murkomen opens his mouth, he confirms our worst fears; that the space between his ears is empty.

May the children of Jubilee thieves be cursed. May they endure the pain that their parent’s corruption has confined this country to. Amen.

Caption: Sauti Sol dancing their trademark “Lipala” routine which has now been abused by the boy-band.

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Caption: Bob Collymore has no moral authority to lecture Kenyans on corruption while he runs a company that borne out of proceeds of corruption.

Shall we as Kenyans continue tolerating a corporate that engages in fraudulent tender scams, lectures us about corruption yet it is the most corrupt corporate borne out of the very vice they purport to rally the private sector against?

Here is a technical summary of the Vodafone theft of 10% of Safaricom shares from our own parastatal Kenya Posts & Telecommunication Corporation, now Telkom Kenya.

Robert William Collymore was listed as a director of Safaricom Kenya Limited prior to being appointed and back in the early 2000’s. He who lectures us on corruption, knows the very identity of the people in Kenya and in Vodafone who conspired to unlawfully acquire 10% of our most profitable company.

A conspiracy by Mobitelea Ventures, Vodafone Plc and Telkom board to defraud the public of its shares in Safaricom?

10% of Telkom (K) Ltd shares in Safaricom were irregularly transferred to Mobitelea Ventures without the consent of Treasury and that of the parent ministry according to the Fifteenth Report of the Public Investments Committee on the accounts of State Corporations 2007. The explosive Parliamentary Committee Report on Public Investments demanded  investigations on the circumstances and manner in which the shares were transferred to Mobitelea with a view to taking appropriate action against any persons found culpable. The PIC also wanted the Anti Corruption Commission to include a progress report on the investigation in the Commissions quarterly report to the House for the next immediate period.

This never happened.

In its report the PIC recommended that
Parliament invites the Organisation of Economic Cooperation and Development (OECD), the United Nations and the Serious Fraud Office of London to also undertake investigations on the apparent grand corruption conceived and orchestrated by Vodafone PLC in Kenya.

That the then Chief Executive, Communications Commission of Kenya, Eng. John Waweru be asked to step aside until the investigations are completed “due to his roles on the Board of the defunct KP&TC and Telkom at the time of changes in Safaricom shareholding and the Communications Commission of Kenya as exemplified by the evidence adduced and papers laid” before the Committee.
Mr. W.N. Ayah, A.K. Cheserem, M.P. Manji and K.K. Cherogony, D.A Oyatsi and G. Mitine and who discussed the Board Paper No. 56/99 and abetted the outright theft of public shares in Safaricom be barred from holding public office conferred by the Republic of Kenya.

The value of the 10% shares irregularly ceded to Mobitelea Ventures be determined, and Mobitelea Ventures and/ or Vodafone PLC be made to redeem the determined value by June 30, 2008.
The “awaited and Initial Public Offer of Safaricom Ltd be suspended until such time when the above-mentioned investigations are done.

The 10% which was irregularly transferred to Vodafone PLC should immediately revert to Telkom (K) Ltd to hold in trust for the Kenyan public and factored in the event of any privatization of Safaricom Ltd.

The 10% of Telkom shares were transferred to Mobitelea Ventures a shadowy company registered in Guernsey on 18th June 1999. The real owners are hidden behind 2 nominee firms Mercator Nominees Ltd and Mercator Trustees Ltd also registered in Guernsey. The directors are named as Anson Ltd and Cabot Ltd based in Anguilla and Antigua. The Chief Executive of Safaricom Ltd, Mr. Michael Joseph told the PIC that he was unable to disclose to the Committee who the direct and indirect shareholders of Safaricom were. The PIC in its report noted with concern that: There were grievous discrepancies on the date provided by the various persons on the time of reduction of TKL shareholding at Safaricom from 70% to 60%.

None of the witnesses before the Committee could ascertain whether Vodafone PLC actually wrote to TKL asking for increase in their shareholding in Safaricom. The Management of TKL was unable to justify the need to reduce TKL shareholding from 70% to 60%.

The Management of TKL could not confirm whether TKL was paid anything in return for the 10% shareholding irregularly ceded to Vodafone PLC.
The Shareholder Agreement was first signed between Vodafone PLC and KP&TC on January 25, 1999 when policy on investments required Kenyan ownership be not less than 70%. The policy was later amended to accommodate M/S Mobitelea Ventures.

The information provided by Mr. Gavin Darby that “M/s Mobitelea Ventures was identified as a local partner of Vodafone Group for the advisory role it played on local business practices and protocol challenge associated with investigating in Kenya” was misrepresentation of the truth since Mobitelea Ventures is ostensibly not based nor does it operate in Kenya. The Shareholder Agreement was signed on January 25th 1999 long before Vodafone PLC came by Mobitelea Ventures Ltd.

No one else was able to ascertain the existence of the “competitive” process through which Vodafone PLC bought back 5% of Safaricom shares from Mobitelea Ventures as alluded by Darby (Vodafone PLC) through his letter to the PIC. Vodafone PLC failed to appear before the Committee despite several requests to Messers Rhys Philip and Gavin Darby.

Mr. Michael Joseph, Chief Executive of Safaricom Ltd, tabled a letter dated 26th May 2000 before the Committee, ostensibly from VKL forwarding a bankers draft of US$ 22 million. The letter was found to be fictitious as it purported that the postal address of VKL was P.O. Box 40034-00100 Nairobi. In the year 2000 Kenya had not effected the postal coding 00100.
The 7th final Board of Directors meeting held on 27th September 1999 abetted the outright theft of public shares in Safaricom.

The meeting of Board of directors of Safaricom on 5th October 1999 was not properly constituted, as only the Chief Executive and the Company Secretary of KP&TC were present. Safaricom Ltd is a Capital Investment by TKL. Any divestiture ought to be sanctioned by the parent Ministry and the Treasury. There was neither such request sought nor approval given.

Agreements entered between Vodafone (K) Ltd and Telkom (K) Ltd on Safaricom and those between the latter and the two shareholders were not authenticated by way of company seals. Some amendments made on the agreements were actually handwritten and may not have force of law.

TKL failed to invoke clause 12.3 (a) (Right of the first refusal) of the original cooperation and shareholders agreement. TKL and Safaricom management alluded not to know the nature of transactions between Vodafone PLC and Mobitelea Ventures.

It is appalling that Vodafone PLC a UK company involved itself in underhand activities of corrupt nature aimed at depriving Kenyan citizens of billions of shillings through M/S Mobitelea Ventures despite the fact that UK has been in the forefront of campaigning against corruption in developing countries.

The Parliamentary Investments Committee in its report held that “there appears to have been a conspiracy by some officers of Government, Mobitelea Ventures, Vodafone Plc and Telkom board to defraud the public of its shares in Safaricom. Neither the Management of Safaricom nor that of Telkom could produce the written request by Vodafone asking for increase in Vodafone’s’ shares from 30% to 40%. This supposition is further affirmed by the inexplicable disappearance of the records of Vodafone (K) from the Registry of Companies”.

Attached: Vodafone CEO Gavin Darby’s letter to Parliament.

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Sacked youth fund CEO Catherine Namuye

Anne Waiguru’s hand-picked CEO Catherine Namuye has been designated as a person of interest in Parliament’s Special Inquiry into Allegations of Fraud and Financial Mismanagement at the Youth Enterprise Development Fund (YEDF).

We have decided to highlight this report as this is money directly meant to support young people in Kenya, but was instead diverted into people’s pockets for personal gain. People who aren’t even youth’s. Reason why President Uhuru Kenyatta has lost the trust of young people because he reneged on his every pledge and watched as the line ministries meant to empower youth, obliterated the funds allocated to them.

Parliament has recommended that Catherine Namuye is charged and prosecuted for failing to ensure that procurement procedures were followed in the alleged provision of ICT Consultancy Services where Quorandum Ltd., was awarded over Kshs. 180 Million for supplying air.

In very strong language, Parliament singled-out Catherine Namuye for her gross acts of omission and commission with an intention to defraud the fund. The purported ICT contract was a well-crafted and jointly planned scheme by Catherine Namuye and Mukuria Ngamau,

That Catherine Namuye also be charged for the cancellation in the YEDF 8th Anniversary event which was to be held in March 2015 at the KICC, where the Fund fraudulently paid approximately Kshs. 44,741,603.00 purportedly to various contracted suppliers for the canceled event.

Parliament also recommended that Catherine Namuye be barred from holding public office ever in her life, considering the gravity of the economic crimes she committed by defrauding YEDF and overseeing the general mismanagement of the institution whose main purpose is assisting youth to uplift themselves by way of interest-free loans.

Not to be left behind is President Uhuru Kenyatta’s former deskmate Bruce Odhiambo who personally selected and instructed the YEDF management to acquire a vehicle for him, Toyota Lancruiser VXL registration number KBZ 753D at a cost of Kshs. 12,615,448.00. The said vehicle was misused by Bruce Odhiambo leading to the fund incurring a further Kshs. 806,914.65 in fuel and general maintenance costs.

On handing back the vehicle to YEDF, it was sent back to Toyota Kenya for further assessment at the advice of the Government’s Chief Mechanical Engineer. Parliament further ordered that the Inspector General of State Corporations and the acting CEO of YEDF should surcharge Bruce Odhiambo Kshs. 1,034,014.65 for the misuse.

Parliament further instructed EACC’s Halakhe Waqo and DCI’s Ndegwa Muhoro to immediately charge for money laundering under Section of the POCAML Act 2009 Cap 59B for receiving money from Mukuria Ngamau, and benefitting from proceeds of crime, further directing that the Assets Recovery Agency move with speed and institute a confiscation order and proceed to recover the said monies from Bruce Dominic Odhiambo.

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CAPTION: Daniel Ojijo founder of the Homes Kenya Expo has been named as a beneficiary of stolen Government money being laundered through the property market. He is possibly aware of many other Government officials using his many fronts to invest on behalf of Government crooks.

The Public Investment Committee has noted that money stolen from Government has been largely used to invest in real estate, and being that the sector is largely unregulated, acts as the best conduit for money-laundering.

Kenya has become a superficial society that glorifies money from churches, to places of work. Meaning that there is a race for primitive-acquisition of land and property, precipitating the sometimes unrealistic prices of real-estate in Kenya.

We recently cautioned Kenyans against blindly following mainstream media agents like Maina Kageni, who has made it his habit to misleading individuals with generic hype into buying sketchy developments from shadowy developers.

CAPTION: Newspaper article showing that Kamuthi Housing Cooperative Society is in the red, and investors who purchased their projects like Buffalo Hills and Soya Dam Estate could have been duped by the cunning directors. Bandit economy.

Kamuthi Housing Cooperative Society recently admitted that it has been unable to service its Kshs. 600 Million loan which it used to acquire vast tracts of land. Maina Kageni had been instrumental in marketing the projects through his Classic 105.2FM platform, as you will see in this video at the tail-end of this article where he introduces Soya Dam Estate owned by Kamuthi Sacco.

Reports reaching our newsdesk indicates that Kamuthi will attempt to pull a Chris Kirubi, where shareholders and buyers will be duped into believing that the company is broke, leaving the project to be acquired by its financial partners who loaned them the money. The bank will then send receiver managers, the crooks of Kenya’s financial sector to move in and work out modalities of executing the heist.

Ultimately the receiver managers in collusion with directors of Kamuthi Housing Cooperative Society will purport to source for a buyer in-order to bridge the debt deficit, and shareholders/buyers will be duped into accepting meager cash-settlements, many of whom will opt out due to fatigue and lies from the aforementioned axis of evil.

CAPTION: Maina Kageni hyping the Soya Dam Estate, a project of Kamuthi Housing Cooperative Society which is now in debt. Directors want to shaft shareholders and buyers into off-loading their land to a third-party. We told you to be wary of Maina Kageni’s schemes but you thought it was a vendetta. 

And ladies and gentlemen, that is how industrial-scale frauds are executed in Kenya. Even Thika Greens which Maina Kageni hyped by hosting golf-tournaments, has ran into problems and its financial partner Equity Bank took it over. Clients are now paying Equity.

When you follow the wind and buy into every convoluted idea hyped on the mainstream media, be prepared to face the consequences.

Kenyan mainstream media plus the 8-4-4 system has nurtured a strain of anti-intellectualism where these days we witness a herd mentality. This means that anti-intellectuals become the metaphorical-equivalent of an angry lynch-mob when anyone either challenges one of the mob beliefs or posts anything outside the mob’s self-limiting set of values.

Kenyans have now the current state of affairs where a bunch of inferior minds assumes prominence and skews young and educated minds into spectacles of fashion, entertainment, further directing their unknowing audiences/listeners towards trivia, towards the inconsequential, towards unquestioning and blatant consumerism. This has resulted in intellectual complacency. People accept without questioning, believe without weighing choices, join the pack in a culture where convenience rules and real individualism is too much work. Thinking takes too much time.

Unlike the Asians who have become power-houses, Kenya is full of “religious” schools like the infamous St. Mary’s which was a social experiment by a misguided Catholic priest. Religious schools such as those run by the Catholic or Anglican churches condition students to avoid knowledge from basic tenets of science and understandings of history and instead shove down religious teachings masked in the flawed 8-4-4 system.

It’s not a coincidence that Maina Kageni can single-handedly drive individuals into spending their hard-earned money without questioning the financial health or the histories of individuals behind some of these grandiose projects. Kenyans don’t also question the sporadic increase of real-estate prices and simply act without reflex.

Daniel Ojijo is one such character who has built his real-estate empire by providing an avenue for Government officials to buy properties and launder their ill-gotten wealth. Duchess Park where owner of Quorandum Limited Mukuria Ngamau bought an apartment is owned by Daniel Ojijo through many proxy companies.

Ngamau’s apartment for the sake of clarity is C16 at Duplex Apartment, Duchess Park Limited. It is a 5-bedroomed apartment valued at Kshs. 48,500,000.00 but according to the report by the Public Investments Committee hasn’t been paid for stamp duty at the Ministry of Lands.

All line agencies mandated by law in recovering stolen assets from public coffers have received the clearest signal yet from Parliament, in a tabled report confirming that real-estate in Kenya is the biggest beneficiary of stolen public funds. A separate amendment should be included which would compel the crooked real-estate companies to conduct due-diligence on prospective clients or risk deregistration should they invest on behalf of shadowy individuals.

Money from Somali-based terror groups like Al Shabab and Pirates off the Gulf of Aden also managed to invest in Kenya’s real-estate using the various companies like Ojijo’s. Even Rwandese fugitive Felicien Kabuga is a big investor of real-estate in Kenya using the money he stole during the horrific Rwandan genocide. Yes indeed, all land and real-estate companies need to be vetted afresh and their links to corrupt Government officials or terrorist be dismantled.

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CAPTION: KCB CEO Joshua Oigara who wants to re-introduce the redundant KCB Pepea Card, so as to extort innocent football fans in colnjuctio with the crook himself, Nick Mwendwa.

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CAPTION: The billboards sponsored by USAID calling out the vice that nobody wants to speak about, which is behind the rising rate of HIV/AIDS in Kenya.

USAID recently sponsored a campaign that highlighted the increasingly-growing aspect of cross-generational sex by Kenyan young women with old men.

There is a growing and disturbing trend of anti-intellectual in Kenyan culture. It’s the dismissal of science, the arts, and humanities and their replacement by entertainment, self-righteousness, ignorance, and deliberate gullibility.

There is a cult of ignorance in Kenya driven by simple minds who dominate the mainstream media, and there has always been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.

You only need to have a conversation with a normal Jubilee sycophant to realise that intellect will soon become extinct in Kenya.

Mark Bauerlein, in his book, The Dumbest Generation, reveals how a whole generation of youth is being dumbed down by their aversion to reading anything of substance and their addiction to digital “crap” via social media.

The current trend of increasing anti-intellectualism now establishing itself in politics and business leadership, and supported by a declining education system should be a cause for concern for leaders and the general population, one that needs to be addressed now.

We have equally done many write-ups on the vice that’s destroying the moral fabric of the country, and even singled out Kenya Revenue Authority as the institution with the most old men funding campus girls in exchange for sexual intercourse.

We were the only ones who were bold enough to write about the late Jacob Juma’s love for pussy, and linked him to various women like Bob Collymore’s new wife plus another lady named Karen Nyamu.

Consumerism and the strain of anti-intellectualism has precipitated this growing trend, where it is regarded as ok for an old man to liaise with girls the age of their daughters, or worse still like Chris Kirubi, the age of their grand-daughters.

Land conman and Classic 105.2FM Presenter Maina Kageni, together with his misguided co-host Churchill have contributed most to this growing phenomenon, as their show champions this warped model of using “sponsors” for survival.

Calls to the Communications Authority of Kenya (CAK) to ban the toxic duo from Kenyan airwaves for entrenching anti-social norms and encouraging prostitution by college girls have largely gone unanswered, because of the bribes Radio Africa boss Patrick Quarcoo dishes out.

The voices of reason have been drowned by the loud shouts of feminists and purveyors of immorality in pursuit of cheap ratings like Maina Kageni.

Make-shift churches like Pastor Kyuna’s JCC are busy preaching the “prosperity gospel” largely driving the consumerism agenda and telling their mediocre followers that money, not morals and values matter.

Meanwhile the spread of HIV/AIDS as directly correlated to this vice continues, as everyone seems to be afraid of tackling this menace, or even talking about it.

The truth is that one man of means like the Late Jacob Juma has the capacity to spread HIV to a different campus girl every night. The domino-effect and sheer scale of the catastrophe is largely overlooked by society, who extol men based of finances and not virtue, intellect or principle.

Meaning that even Chris Kirubi is accorded a lot of respect for sleeping with girls the age of his grand-daughter, beginning with the Presidency whereby President Uhuru Kenyatta completely overlooks the old man’s philandering ways, and even goes ahead to reward him with a State appointment to chair a parastatal.

What these old men are doing is to spread HIV to greedy young girls, who in-turn infect a chain of younger men who they liaise with.

Cheryl Kitonga slept with Jacob Juma for cash. Before Daystar graduates begin calling her up for interviews in the mainstream media, we would like her digital-footprint to let this go on record, so that everytime a prospective employer googles her name, he will read of her sexual exploits with men the age of her father.

Reports on social-media allude to the fact that she might have also been dating Scanad’s digital strategist Brian Mbunde, who has been the victim of trolling on social-media.

CAPTION: Cheryl Kitonga pictured with a young man. So the chain continues, from an old father to a young man, spreading the virus from bed-to-bed.

Beyond the nasty jokes and raw sarcasm is the message behind USAID’s campaign. Cross generational-sex is the Number 1 spreader of HIV/AIDS in Kenya. And it’s time we start naming and shaming ladies who are spotted with old men, as potential “hot-spots” or carriers of the deadly virus.

Prior to the advent of Maina Kageni and his toxic radio shows, cross-generational sex was done in the shadows. Men would hide their young girls far from the limelight and the liaisons would be discrete.

But come Radio Africa and the vice now is mainstreamed and accepted. We need to hit the reset button to revert back to the olden days. And it begins right here. I will allocate space to anyone that provides a photo of any lady having sexual liaisons with an old man. Don’t forget to include the name of the both, and where the old man works.

Well somebody has to do it. It has to be done. And to ladies waiting to graduate from campus and live normal lives, be sure that your digital-footprint as regards to your love for money and old men will forever remain on the Internet.

For instance if you google the name of one of Jacob Juma’s sexual liaisons “Karen Nyamu” you will see what I mean. She is a lawyer, but everyone who now looks her up will even be afraid of doing business with her. Because who wants to be seen in public with a woman who sleeps with old men for money? Surely not me.

Campus girls sleeping with old men should be warned. Big brother Nyaks is watching!

CAPTION: Basic bitch Cheryl Kitonga who slept with Jacob Juma for money.

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CAPTION: Brian Kuira, who spent the better part of his morning whining about MY blog, yet nobody forced him to read it. 8-4-4 mentality right-there.

There is a Twitter user by the name of Brian Kuira @KuiraB who claims he’s a blogger. Beyond hurling insults and abusing more established bloggers like myself just to make himself feel good, he seems have missed something.

You see small-time bloggers like Brian Kuira, or the idiots at the Bloggers Association of Kenya always imagine that throwing shade at Cyprian Nyakundi will validate their miserable lives. While I outmanoeuvre them on every parameter including follower count, content provision, exclusive news, discourse direction, they’re still stuck in their BAKE zone, whining all day.

This blog CNyakundi.com deserves awards no doubt, for controlling the narrative on a wide array of issues, the simple minds at BAKE conspired to never recognise my position so as to make themselves feel better, and largely because Kenya doesn’t appreciate exceptionalism. We thrive in the mediocre. Even when merit is clear for everyone to see, we go out of our way to undermine it.

They would want me to operate on their so-called “standards” (as if they invented blogging) and be a habitual ass-kisser so that they can control what appears in my blog, and propagate hegemony of opinion in line with what their masters dictate. To be different or exceptional in Kenya is a crime. Fuck this 8-4-4 mentality!

But you have never seen me complaining about BAKE and their skewed nomination process? I’d request that BAKE-affiliated numbskulls like @KuiraB and @RoomThinker also spend lesser time hating on my blog because that won’t drive traffic to theirs.

Today, Kuira was forced to swallow his misplaced comments about weaves, with his peers proposing a sit-down with his elders, for showing signs of an infection only known as “verbal-diarrhoea.”

Not all weaves are bad. The only weaves that perhaps show someone is a whore, are the flashy dramatic ones which Vera Sidika wears. Are they Brazillian-weaves? Yeah those ones. Avoid any woman with that type of weave. She is definitely dating a sponsor and could most probably be a HIV carrier.

CAPTION: Kenyan men are advised to avoid women with such weaves. For your own sakes please.

I also have a problem with Size 8’s latest weave. It looks slutty and not reflective of her “born-again” status. She should get rid of that shit asap. It sort of has a lining on the forehead that resembles a shower-cap. Please DJ Mo, handle your business my brother. That hair doesn’t suit your woman, nor does it send the right signals as regards to her faith and career as a gospel musician.

CAPTION: Size 8’s latest weave looks weird.

Other weaves/extensions aren’t bad as long as hygiene is observed and they are styled regularly. We are African, and our hair isn’t all that cooperative when it comes to styling. We sometimes need to relax, gel, blow-dry and style our hair. Men have to shave regularly because African hair doesn’t grow proportionately. Let’s first accept that reality.

Infact the laziest women are the Vera Sidika-type who just fit those weaves like caps on their heads.

But the normal woman who takes time on her hair, adding extensions or even braiding them should be celebrated. The effort should be appreciated. Because we have also noticed pseudo-feminists who use the “unkempt” hair fad, to abscond salon-days and save some money. We all remember that hashtag #MyBeautifulUnkemptHair which was an attempt to elevate mediocrity.

It’s time for you Ory Okolloh to hit the salon and try out a new look. So you went to Harvard, so what? Even Michele Obama did too. You don’t see her donning those pseudo-feminist hairdo’s.

CAPTION: Ory Okolloh’s unkempt hair-do is becoming stale.

To the old camels like Caroline Mutoko and Sheila Mwanyigha who always preach standards to younger women, to the feminists like Victoria Rubadiri, perhaps you need to shift focus to personal hygiene. Do you know that many women rarely shower and use roll-on?

Us men, we forcefully shower brothers that are un-hygienic. You have seen many of those cases on television. But older media glamour-peddlers like the aforementioned should partner with companies to promote the use of roll-on and deodorants.

Because other than uptown clubs like around the Kilimani, Ngong Road areas where you can detect good fragrances, elsewhere it’s bad. Women and also men smell really bad in places outside Nairobi. And while we have taken this simplistic approach on generating standards based on the tastes and preferences, we seem to have forgotten that the exterior also matters.

But women moreso, because their sweat-glands are more pronounced. A man can skip the shower for 2 days, but a woman can’t. If a man smells, then that’s a character that’s evaded the showers for quite some time, but women can never afford to skip it, yet it’s been happening.

Women go around complaining that sijui oh, Kenyan men don’t go down on them sijui oh, but the truth is, we can’t go down on a place that smells like crap. We need those areas shaven and kept clean, if you want us to eat that booty like groceries.

Start a movement to improve on the hygiene. I’m sure corporates who manufacture products along those lines will welcome and be part of them. Because in Kenya, people really smell. And if it’s an issue with taxes, call on the Treasury Cabinet Secretary to zero-rate some of these products so as to improve the people’s hygiene.

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Caption : President Uhuru Kenyatta with former British PM Tony Blair

In around 6 weeks time, former British Prime Minister Tony Blair will be officially presented as the mastermind of an ill-advised war on Iraq that toppled former strongman Saddam Hussein, based on fabricated evidence of Weapons of Mass Destruction.

Tony Blair is President Uhuru Kenyatta’s advisor and sources claim that he’s on a £10 Million retainer (approximately Kshs. 1.4 Billion) for unspecified “consultancy” services extended for international lobbying. After a high-profile unveiling 2 years ago, these days Blair jets into the country lowkey, with the only person who seems to know is Jubilee mole Robert Alai.

The Iraq Inquiry, also referred to as the Chilcot Inquiry after its chairman, Sir John Chilcot, is a British public inquiry into the nation’s role in the Iraq War. On 9 May 2016 Sir Chilcot stated that the inquiry would finally publish its report on 6 July 2016, more than seven years after the inquiry was announced.

It is ironic that the man who offered advise to President Uhuru Kenyatta on how to side-step the International Criminal Court (ICC) justice system, may soon be arraigned at the same court, to face charges of war-crimes.

Hardliners in the United Kingdom prefer an even more brutal approach to dealing with Tony Blair, with many calling for him to be charged with Treason, because the war was not based on England’s interest but on America’s insistence, after Tony Blair flew to George Bush’s Texas Ranch sometimes in 2002.

Let’s remind ourselves what was said at the post World War Two Nuremberg trial of leading Nazis regarding the launching of a war of aggression.

“War is essentially an evil thing. Its consequences are not confined to the belligerent states alone, but affect the whole world. To initiate a war of aggression, therefore, is not only an international crime; it is the supreme international crime differing only from other war crimes in that it contains within itself the accumulated evil of the whole.”

Bush and Blair clearly initiated a war of aggression against Iraq in 2003 and therefore committed ‘the supreme international crime’.

It is unfortunate that since 2010, Kenyan mainstream media houses conspired to deny Kenyans international news, in a deliberate move aimed at dumbing-down the citizenry, who would have been interested to follow-up on this inquiry that revolves around a man who advises our President.

When Uhuru Kenyatta assumed office, we had high hopes that he would surround himself with the creme of academia in Kenya, exceptional individuals, visionaries or geniuses. But we were shocked to discover characters like Jomo Gecaga (who has not been published on any field of speciality), Njee Muturi (Solicitor General who has never won a case in court), Aden Duale (Terrorist-linked Cushite), David Murathe (weed-connect) and other questionable characters.

We recently profiled the Kenyan Presidency as the hub of propagating anti-intellectualism in Kenya, and thus making it a deliberate effort for the country to concede it’s position of authority and trade-hub in the region. It’s not a coincidence then that Uganda and Rwanda pulled-out of rail/pipeline projects that involved Kenya and instead routed them through Tanzania.

We have to call on the President to make Statehouse the hub of incubating exceptionalism and not propagating hate-speech, negative-ethnicity and petty press-releases as those that are drafted by the Presidential Strategic Communication Unit (PSCU). They only cheapen the presidency and make a mockery of the institution/office.

Having fake PhD holders like Mutahi Ngunyi has had disastrous effects on the Kenyan society, especially after he churned out the fake “Tyranny of Numbers” theory, in conjunction with bribed journalists and editors at Royal Media Services. Reason why we will petition Communications Authority of Kenya to compel local TV stations to reinstate the International News segment, because Kenyans are really being dumbed-down by the inferior local news.

Obama recently addressed graduants at the Rutgers University in New Jersey, where he spoke about the strain of anti-intellectualism, in near-identical circumstances as the main problem facing Kenya today.

Because in Kenya, we have isolated all our brilliant minds, and elevated hopeless, brainless individuals like Mike Sonko, Ferdinand Waititu, William Kabogo, Jaguar, and many others who have no spec of intellect in their brains. The reason why we consistently call on the Commission of Higher Education to close down Daystar University because it’s journalists for instance Kameme FM’s Njogu wa Njoroge, have contributed most to the elevating of these brainless characters to prominence, and at the expense of the real brains that can change Kenya.

Take a moment and listen to Obama’s 4 Minute clip talking about anti-intellectualism and correlate that with the mediocrity that Daystar graduates have treated this country to. You will indeed support my calls to have the University shut-down and for employers not to employ graduates from that questionable institution.

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