Caption : Sacked National Bank Chief Executive Officer Munir Ahmed

Apparently the cartel that is supporting the former CEO Munir Sheikh was behind the hiring of current (acting) CEO Musau in-order to advance their interests.

This said guys are still thriving. Munir’s company is still being paid rent for the godowns in Mombasa Road by National Bank of Kenya (NBK).

Those buildings used to be the property of National Bank until he sold them off to himself and flouted all procurement regulations in the book.

It’s also wise to note that Munir Sheikh after stealing from the bank and awarding himself millions of dollars worth of contracts will be eligible for his resignation-benefits. How can a man who has looted so much, still be entitled to benefits?

Senior managers Thomas, Cromwell, Rahab and Musau are down-rating employee’s so that they can award themselves hefty salary increments on a bank that’s almost on its death-bed.

It’s also prudent to note that NBK’s unionisable-employees have taken the management to court over this.

Mohammed Hassan the NBK Chairman who learnt the art of corporate fraud from Jimnah Mbaru, is using Musau as a stooge to advance his interests.

Mohammed Hassan the Dyer and Blair crook, is seeking re-election as the Chairman of National Bank again during next week’s Annual General Meeting (AGM). It’s a travesty that even after looting money from the bank’s coffers to start his own Hass Petroleum Company, that this fellow still has the guys to request for an extension of his tenure.

You will all remember that Mohammed Hassan together with CFC-Stanbic Bank conspired to withold a client’s money and opted to trade with it illegally. He has bribed Capital Markets Authority officials like Francis Muthaura’s son, so as to turn a blind eye on that glaring element that touches on integrity, something that’s lacking today in Kenyan Corporates.

Sandra the Director of Chinese business is also involved in alot of money laundering. She brought accounts that were laundering money. Do you remember the deported Taiwanese hackers who were extradited to China? She is the one who introduced them to the bank.

Thomas Gachie the Director of Operations who crooked Asians use to advance their theft, is still in office and is a corrupt individual.

The AGM should question what each director has achieved personally in the period they have been in office. They shouldn’t be surprised to discover massive irregularities and fraud are the only hallmarks of the current senior managers.

Gwen the Senior Manager, Bank Assurance never came to work throughout her entire pregnancy plus an extra six-months yet her salary was paid out in full.

And yet the bank down-rates other productive and hardworking employees. It’s a sham of a mockery.

NBK is known to reward women who concede sex with positions and salary increments. Notable is how Rahab Ronoh slept her way to the top with Munir Sheikh which guaranteed her a Kshs. 850,000.00 net salary.

Casuals and interns in NBK sleep with bosses so that they can be awarded permanent jobs, especially those attached to the Credit Risk Department. Notable is the just concluded team building trip where a lot is said to have happened.

Miraculously, all the casuals and interns were absorbed as permanent staff immediately after the team building trip.

Job favoritism is rampant in NBK. Notable is the ICT department where Raphael limo (head of digital channels), colludes to award alot of incompetent people hefty pay increments, for instance one Kitur who is said to watch DVD series on his computer from morning till evening.

His work computer is filled with torrents for movie downloads. No wonder staff-exodus in the ICT Department is very high. NBK has lost talent when the said people exercise tribalism and negate merit.

Asians collude with management to award contracts for a cut. The ICT team’s rush to sign off sub standards projects made the bank loose alot of money via these dubious projects.

Does the Capital Markets Authority (CMA) exist in this country? Why has Muthaura’s son been working in an acting capacity for over 5 years? Is there anything he does other than watching porn and wanking in his office?

#SackMuthauraSon

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CAPTION: The new form of prostitution is this. Fake weaves, fake nails, big butts and provocative photos done by BuoArt, the enabler of whores in Nairobi. Join us and let’s make sure BuoArt doesn’t get any more business.

In a land famous for the big five where only valid predators once thrived, you wonder where team mafisi came from and took over. Well, we have got it established now, we have made the damning connection and the cameras, the accusing finger and the lights are directed at the women. Yes, the women, it is not the fault of the men, never was. Let me explain, our greedy girls began hunting for cash in older men, making themselves scarce for the younger men. It is simple economics, induce scarcity, demand goes up, and so is the value of the commodity, pun intended. What happens if young men can’t get some, they go on a rampage, they consume whatever carcass they can find, obese women, grandmas, the mentally ill, those on death list, on Craig list, list of the most wanted, anything.

This is the true genesis of the story- It began with Kim Kardashian in a distant land across the sea in what is now known as the ‘big butt era’. She was the shrine of inspiration. Young girls saw her rise to pseudo-stardom for the simple fact that she was much taller when she sat down. She lit the torch and Vera sidika grabbed it and put it in her ass, she is a witch this girl I tell you. P-unit helped Vera aboard the stage of fame and she was happy to pull along many other scallywag, ratchet miss and mistresses, Huddah, Corazon, the list goes on and on endless.

We are informed that Vera Sidika caught the attention of top Luhya clients Jacob Juma, Musalia Mudavadi and then moved on to mainstream, with the help of Amor Thige the proprietor of Skyluxx Lounge and Ebony Lounge. This young man needs to be declared an enemy of the state. He needs to be deported back to the United States.

In the past five years social media has exploded with photos of the big butts, some natural others cosmetic. Aided by the advent of Instagram. A new breed of profession was born, the socialite. Some people (men and women alike) actually think it is a career when in essence it is high end prostitution propelled by the social media and one metrosexual man Larry Madowo setting a useless trend. I pity the workings of their brains and those who pushed it out, pun intended again.

Apparently, these socialites are very expensive for young college, Post College, newly unemployed and just-employed men to maintain. They buy Gucci like you buy mutura from the kibanda. They take selfies with phones that could pay your rent for a year or two depending on what miserable shack you live in. They post doll faces and crippled-like legs you would think Curiosity discovered aliens on Mars. Only the rich old business men from cosmopolitan cities have the financial capacity to ride such plastic with plasticity so overpriced. These young girls are intellectually malnourished and borrowing from one great man- Ndege. When God gives you beauty without brains, it is the private parts that suffer the most.

The fisi male is typically 25 to 30. He is sexually starving. He sees his meat taken from his hand just when he was about to eat it and he is frustrated. They have formed packs and are hunting better now. One fisi can light a fire that can burn three iroko trees in one night. They are so skilled, recently they have caught the eye of a mega-contractor. Stand up and give a warm welcome to the new arrivals- sugar mummies reloaded. It’s on facebook now, check it out. A page laden with photos of women in their thirties who are drowning in their careers. Some sincerely working to be independent and accomplished, while others, their men just can’t satisfy them because they have been used to shipping cargo from every other type of destination. For a fisi, the motivation here is simply sex, like it has been, always will be. The money is a bonus. For the aspiring socialite girls and their dinosaur sponsors, the motivation is the cash, they hate the sex with a passion. Which one is more natural between the two groups? You be the judge.

The narrative goes on, let us recap. Kim Kardashian, Vera sidika. Vera Sidika, socialites. Socialites, sponsors. Sponsors, take all women, no women for young men. Team mafisi is born. Growing stronger every day. Mafisi tibim!

I have no problem with this mental shift, the young for the old and the old for the young. I have no problem with this replacement of good African values for pure materialism. I have no problem with the cash, the cars, the fancy cars, their shoes or hair. Everybody deserves to do as they please, it is a free country as they say. My only worry is the rise of HIV infections from all this cross-generational sex going around, being auctioned. Check the statistics, we are now 6.2 at HIV prevalence rate. The future spells doom and nobody would care to address it. All they do in the entertainment media nowadays is rant and rant upon piles and piles of useless videos and lyrics. The main stream media has gained so much weight on politics, it has become obese. It feeds on saturated fats and avoids healthy vegetables like superman to kryptonite. The socialite-sponsor bond needs to be broken first for the new upcoming fisi-sugar mummy alliance to be squashed. If not done and done fast, a major epidemic is looming and we will all be sorry.

With the participation of Richard, a sociology student and contributor to this website. Much thanks for this well thought-out analysis.

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Caption : Elegante Apartments situated in Langata Area in Nairobi , off Langata road next to Bethel Business Center. Mediocre Kenyans still residing there as its collapse nears. 

People died, Kenyans mourned, and there was blame game all over. The Huruma Tragedy should have acted as a catalyst for change but not in Kenya where mediocrity is the order of the day. We have always stated that the Kenyan system is very toxic because we voted for pathetic losers whose work is to chain smoke and drink as they seduce each other instead of delivering.

Indeed, Kenyans are paying for voting looters first and thinking later. In 2011, the Architectural Association of Kenya reported that over 65 % of buildings in Nairobi are unsafe. But a spot check will reveal that numerous houses are dangerous for even cockroaches to reside.

The sad reality is that we have a corrupt system that has allowed mediocrity to become the order of the day. As far as you can part with a bribe, everything will run normally.

For instance, Elegante Apartments situated in Langata Area in Nairobi, off Langata road next to Bethel Business Center, which is opposite Kobil Petrol Station. From the photos this site has attached, you can notice the cracks on the walls inside and outside the building. The most surprising revelation is that people are still living there even after an eviction notice was issued on 13 October 2015 by the Nairobi City Council.

Caption: Eviction Notice as issued by the Nairobi City Council

The top floor is also overloaded by 60,000 liters of water tanks and Safaricom equipment as you can see in the pictures above. Why we always tell you the Scumbag from Guyana doesn’t care about poor Kenyans since the safety of the people from radiation of Safaricom equipment is also a concern to the tenants. We have not forgotten about the Safaricom employees who got fired after getting acoustic shock syndrome because they were using cheap headphones.

Reports further indicate that this building is not certified for the occupation by the County.

We now ask Kenyans of Goodwill to avoid marked buildings. We must stop this 8.4.4 mentality and avoid tragedies. We request Kenyans to send us images of marked buildings that are still being occupied, and we will expose.
Kidero must stop sleeping and do something.. If you need google maps to track down the unsafe buildings like Elegante Apartments Kenyans can send you data bundles to do the necessary. We are tired of this Bullshit.

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CAPTION: Cheryl Kitombwa….sorry, Kitonga. She is unfortunately going to be the SI-unit of stupidity and we will use her as an example to other girls who liaise with old men for money. Ili iwe funzo kwake na wengine walio na nia kama zake.

Good people, I just watched a disgusting video by Radio Africa’s Caroline Mutoko, who ranted about Mohammed Jicho Pevu’s exposè that chose to focus on Jacob Juma’s extra-marital partners, instead of what Caroline Mutoko expected which is, the killers.

Mutoko goes ahead to justify every delusional action by women in Kenya today, using age as the scapegoat. That in one’s 20’s you’re allowed to fool-around as much, you’re allowed to make mistakes and ultimately society is supposed to sit back and watch you wreck havoc all in pursuit of your selfish desires, hiding under the mask of feminism.

The duplicity in Caroline Mutoko’s vagina-monologue is on breath-taking levels. Why didn’t she for-instance, defend the young men who were being extra-judicially murdered by the murderous police gang KweKwe Squad? Those were also young boys wandering in their curiosity into the wrong company and vices.

We have to all agree that the society has set norms and standards that allow a roadmap to survival. And then God brought Karma to equalise all of us, meaning that the same KweKwe members who murdered innocent Kenyans, will also endure the same fate, with the same bullets they used on people. Equally, the murderers of Jacob Juma will ultimately die of HIV/AIDS or a plane-crash and their legacy will be torn into pieces. That’s just how the system works.

Caroline Mutoko claims that we should cut Cheryl Kitombwa some slack because she’s only 26 and she will outgrow her hoe-phase. Should we really? Because Mutoko was once alleged to have been the “mysterious” woman to was knocking boots with the late Mutula Kilonzo under the influence of the performance enhancing-drug Viagra. In simple terms, she rode Mutula to the grave. That was barely 3 years ago. Was Mutoko in her 20’s?

So is Caroline Mutoko defending Cheryl due to public interest or self-preservation? We cannot continue invoking the age argument so as to justify inherent stupidity or moral malaise. Children in Japan assemble computers at the age of 10, when their counterparts in Kenya are busy cramming mediocrity as structured by the 8-4-4 system. Who is talking about that?

Caption : Caroline Mutoko, the mother of Whore culture in Kenya

A 26 year old woman like Cheryl is technically supposed to be married and making her home, in preparation for her 1st child by the age of 27 or 28. Not whoring around Nairobi and sleeping with men for money that she doesn’t really need, but merely fantasising about the glamorous lives of whores and socialites she see’s on social-media.

Slut-shaming is an act that is mostly propagated by fellow women who are afraid of competitors that aren’t afraid of exhibiting their sexuality (a.k.a whores), as a way to stem mate-poaching. It is women who call other women sluts, whores, bitches etc, because society has its way of undermining women of loose morals and promiscuity. They call them out as signals to us men, and as a form of stigma.

Women worry a lot more about their sexual reputations among their acquaintances, coworkers, family, and neighbors. Specifically, they fret about the existential reputational threat posed by slut-shaming in modern society.

Women are vicious to each other about slut-shaming. A woman’s entire social life could be ruined by one mean sexual rumor that has been perpetuated through social media by people who barely know her. By the time a woman is out of college, she’s had years of hearing women rag on other women (in their class, in their dorm, in their sorority, at their work) for being sluts and whores. Imagine the anxiety that comes with an ill-timed one-night stand or an indiscreet friend with benefits. It can be paralyzing for some women.

As a guy or even just a functional member of society, it’s important to realize that female slut-shaming isn’t the product of some deep self-loathing or in-group hatred. Rather, it is as prevalent as it is because a promiscuous rival is a woman’s biggest threat to keeping a good boyfriend. “Sluts” aren’t derogated because women are uncomfortable with their sexuality; it’s because they’re experts at mate poaching, which is a very real threat to most women. So when women are thinking about short-term mating with you, they’re also thinking, “Who at school or work might find out about this?” and “How will I feel about this when I’m chatting with my mom later this week?”

Female promiscuity also has a “tragedy of the commons” effect in the mating market. If one woman offers blowjobs on the second date, it’s harder for other women to keep them in reserve until the fourth date as their special treat. This creates a downward spiral of young women feeling like they have to offer more and more sex to more and more guys just to stay in the mating game. Thus, slut-shaming is a way of enforcing a more restrained sexual norm on other women so that not all women have to become more promiscuous than any of them would like.

The slut-shaming then seeps down into a woman’s emotional matrix, where it can fester and undermine her self-respect. That’s why women typically do not feel great about themselves the morning after a one-night stand. There’s a reason they call the journey home the morning after a hookup the “walk of shame.”

Given the risk of slut-shaming, a typical female strategy is to pursue short-term mating quietly, with a lot of plausible deniability, adaptive self-deception, and circumstantial rationalization. Any credible excuse for casual sex can reduce the slut-shaming risk—“It was my birthday,” “I was drunk,” “It was spring break,” “It was Masaku 7’s, after all,” “I’ve always loved his beard” and whatever other excuse they can conjure.

These special-circumstance explanations help women create plausible deniability to other women that any given short-term sex was not representative of their usual longer-term mating strategy. Even the euphemisms that women use for sex (“hanging out,” “hooking up,” “partying,” “dating,” “going out together”) help obscure the key issue of whether intercourse actually happened.

Unfortunately for Cheryl Kitombwa, there is no plausible-deniability in this case. A prominent businessman has been murdered, and camera footage/MPESA transactions indicate that the lady was in close proximity with the late Jacob Juma, hours before his gruesome murder. A script straight from the movies.

Unfortunately for Cheryl, she has to take the bullet as the country seeks to hit the re-set button, from the detour occassioned by Radio Africa who made it their policy to use sex as their anchor in driving their brand. Just because Caroline Mutoko loves sleeping with older men, and Maina Kageni is a homosexual, does not entitle them to impose their sexual deviancy to the public, all masked in subliminal-messaging and hiding under the cover of feminism, democracy and freedom of speech.

If Jacob Juma’s death will ignite discourse that will ultimately expose those who have abused their positions in media to elevate the scourge of prostitution layered under the cover of being a “socialite” then so be it. For long we remained silent as mainstream media propagated immorality at the expense of real knowledge. We saw Linus Kaikai and Larry Madowo host Vera Sidika and Huddah Monroe in rapid succession. We saw that same Mutoko embrace a whore who had jumped her bill at a 5-Star hotel, and even went further to give her a job at KISS 100, as if being a malaya is such a revolutionary act.

We speak on behalf of women who made right choices, married and managed families for the sake of posterity. And they are the majority. The psychopaths whose work is to jump from bed to bed soliciting for money or achieving some abnormal sexual objective are the minority. We want to confine them to Koinange Street, and not on radio waves and TV shows.

To the super-sensitive feminists who claim that we are unfairly-targeting women, please get over yourselves. We have always called out promiscous old men like Chris Kirubi, Paul Ndung’u, Jimnah Mbaru etc, and you still went ahead to cheer Kirubi after he was appointed as Chairman of Brand Kenya Board, instead of signing a petition against it, due to his sexual deviancy. Kirubi should not be allowed to sit in a board that markets the country, sending the wrong signals that we are all about his wicked ways. We also called on Raila Odinga to strip Mombasa Governor Hassan Joho of ODM Chairmanship in the Coast, after rumors that he purchased a V8 for Betty Kyalo surfaced.

If Uhuru and Raila accomodate sexual deviants all for the sake of political-expediency, what message are they sending to the rest of the country?

Finally, shall we allow old men to spread HIV/AIDS to young women helplessly? Or you want to imagine that someone who wired 60K to a woman will use protection? Why is he spending all this money when the going rate for pussy in massage parlours is 3K if not for the sole-purpose of spreading the virus?

Welcome to a new era ladies and gentlemen. The end of socialites and mainstream media-promoted whores is nigh.

#iStandWithMohaJichoPevu

WATCH: Youtube Video by Mutoko castigating Mohammed Ali for doing his job. Mutoko should focus on her media-house and particularly Oliver Mathenge who is perhaps the shittiest journalist that Kenya has ever seen.

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Every once in a while, we will randomly select a cause that affects ordinary Kenyans, but given a blackout by mainstream media.

We had ran a story about police brutality in South B where a lady had been killed by Administration Police in Marigu-ini Chiefs Camp, a report that triggered violent protests.

Today we stand in solidarity with Tassia Residents who plan to hold a peaceful demonstration, decrying the pathetic state of roads in their area-code.

The spirit of protest, defiance and mass-action should be alive especially in middle-class citizens, who have for long been duped by mainstream media that they live comfortable lives.

Our roads are horrible, we don’t have underground subway systems, adequate security, and other amenities because all the money is embezzled by your elected leaders.

Nairobi residents stupidly elected Evans Kidero who brought down Mumias Sugar Company and miraculously expected him to deliver, simply because he is smartly dressed and has a good command of English.

Until the day you stop reasoning like fools and voting individuals of questionable backgrounds based on superficial qualities, these will be the recurring challenges in your hopeless lives.

We are given fake statistics that Kibera has 3 Million residents, but the truth is that there are no more than 200,000 people residing in that slum. Meaning the middle-classers have more numbers, yet you allow matatu operators, bodaboda wankers and mama mboga’s determine your destiny.

Simply because the lower class creates buzz for certain individuals like Mike Sonko, the middle-class is herded like sheep towards a political objective, using the bribed mainstream media journalists.

Middle-class Kenyans need to realise that they bear the brunt of any structural challenges in Kenya, as slum-dwellers are comfortable living on less than a dollar a day.

It’s up to you middle-class Kenyans to style up and move away from the 8-4-4 mindset that specifically hinders your reasoning and thinking.

Generate the spirit of protest in yourselves. Don’t leave it to slum-dwellers like Manono. He’s comfortable living in a shack, and that the reason why he can take a 500 handout from Kidero to vote for him.

Kenya Middle-Class Stand Up!

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We once did an article detailing how the current office of the Kenya Medical Practitioners and Dentists Union (KMPDU) is a sitting duck rarely commenting on grave issues as regards to the future of healthcare in Kenya.

We have also repeatedly called on President Uhuru Kenyatta to stop making Statehouse an incubator of mediocrity and use it to promote exceptionalism. But Uhuru says one thing, then does the exact opposite, all for cheap PR. He has now duped Ebola heroes. What do his sycophants have to say? Can the idiot Njogu wa Njoroge who does subliminal messaging for Uhuru comment on this matter?

Today we received this heart-breaking email, about the health workers who traveled to West Africa to help in the fight against Ebola.

Health workers largely do it out of passion and it sickens me that we have a thief by the name Cleophas Mailu, who because his background is the private sector as CEO of Nairobi hospital, cares less about public health.

We recently noted that he is embezzling the Kshs. 3 Billion budget allocated for Kenya Medical Training College (KMTC) because all students today are parallels. They pay exorbitant fee’s in a government institution.

Read this email, and see why Cleophas Mailu another Kamba should be dismissed. Why are we getting a lot of complaints about members of the Kamba community? Willy Mutunga, Nick Mwendwa, Caroline Mutoko, Cheryl Kitonga, Mutua Matheka? What’s wrong?

Read…..

I’m writing on behalf of the 170 post African support to Ebola outbreak in West Africa (ASEOWA).

We are concerned about the indifference portrayed by the ministry of health as concerns the presidential directive issued by H.E the President on employment of the previously unemployed and those health workers previously in private facilities who had lost their jobs in order to join the Ebola eradication mission on 21st June when he hosted us for breakfast in state house.

As team members, we have tried to follow up with the relevant offices as in the letters attached with this mail of which no response has been forthcoming to date. In this respect, the volunteers especially those who are unemployed are frustrated and feel abandoned and neglected by the very government they represented.

Its unfortunate that the government agencies would choose to frustrate citizens who sacrificed their lives to save humanity and represent the country in such an important mission.

We are therefore requesting for your help in lobbying for the success of the same. We will appreciate your kind consideration.

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Today we shine the light on Joy Kendi IG:@JustJoyKendi and her fashion/lifestyle blogging. Even more appealing is the fact that she has had a long-term boyfriend who seems to go by the handle @JayTakeAPic. We will elevate women of virtue and those who aren’t shy to say that they love their men.

We have never heard any scandal about her, so we have no problem endorsing her.

Going through her Instagram page, perfection is written all over it. Like she loves what she does. If it didn’t give her money, she’d still be doing it anyway. And those are the Kenyans that we want the system to discover.

Her latest pics where she says she collaborated with @CulturedEgo looks like pure art. Picasso on someone’s face or Sinatra at the Opera. Make-up and styling on epic levels.

I don’t understand why the Kenyan media sector is specifically designed to lock-out such talent. I also don’t understand why it would be hard for her to get commercial endorsements that would afford her a talk-show or a venture capitalist franchising her concepts.

But you all need to understand how Kenya works. 99% of the big-money individuals you see in Kenya acquired their wealth through corruption. Looting public or corporate coffers. Primitive-acquisition.

Meaning we have no venture capitalists who invest in ideas or intellectual-property. The only thing they know is land or real estate.

For instance, the demise of a certain lady Careen who was murdered by former Citizen TV news-anchor Louis Otieno is unfortunate. Louis strangled her in the bathroom because he’s a narcissist and a psychopath. These are the dysfunctional members of society that mainstream media employs. Just like how the homosexual Maina Kageni derives joy and delight when he’s breaking homes or using subliminal messaging to distort the country’s moral fabric. Sick people really.

So anyways, listening to evidence presented by Careen’s dad (a civil servant) in court, the amount of money he says she stole from him to fund Louis Otieno’s flashy lifestyle doesn’t add up. Like what was a Government official doing with Kshs. 600,000.00 in his briefcase just randomly?

The truth is that all Government officials in positions to control finances are THIEVES. From your school-principal to your Governor. Infact Governors are stealing with the full knowledge that they can bribe judges and magistrates, reason why Uhuru’s advisor Kabogo can confidently state that nobody can take him anywhere.

But if you have psychotic, myopic and idiotic Supreme Court Judges like Kalpana Rawal and Philip Tunoi who are challenging their retirement, what do you expect from other arms of the Government?

Anyways, all the money that’s stolen from Government coffers is “invested” in real-estate, reason why land and property prices continue to soar, in an economy that has no amenities, poor infrastructure, unstable power-grid, health hazards and the likes. You’d be surprised to know that houses with a gate and compound in South Africa’s prime Sandton would be the cost of a Kilimani apartment.

And then you have all these companies like Knight Frank giving false statistics, pushed through by bribed mainstream media journalists like Terryanne Chebet and our friends at Business Daily, creating a false sense of economic growth based on an ecosystem that’s largely laundering proceeds of crime.

Knight Frank should be probed for releasing fake reports based on real-estate forecasts that are largely driven by proceeds of crime. They are accessories. Knight Frank could possibly be laundering money for terrorists and drug barons and we ask the US Embassy to probe them and their accounts further. We are rarely wrong. Very suspicious of them to be the authority of real-estate by publishing reports on the basis of fake fundamentals, without a hidden motive.

So really nobody has made money legitimately in Kenya, being the reason why thieves cannot invest in intellectual-projects or individuals who have something to offer like Joy Kendi who seems like a brilliant artist.

Even an ass-wipe like this Indian immigrant-thief Bharat Thakrar who is running a public company, and who is entrusted by other corporates to create concepts, cannot elevate such creatives because he’s the typical Indian bastard like Vimal Shah who wants to outsource cheap labour or reward cronies. He wants to employ Brian Mbunde so that he can overwork and underpay him meaning that Mbunde will be happy to be eating his lunch in a kibanda-ski, yet his position should see him eating in a 5-star hotel everyday. Ofcourse Joy Kendi can’t accept such a position to slave for an Indian thief. She’s smart.

By the way President Uhuru, congratulations on appointing Vimal Shah. If you wanted us to hashtag it, pole sana. We are tired of your attention-seeking theatrics.

We all know Indians in Kenya are the worst employers. They mistreat and underpay their workers and we are supposed to sit and remain quiet because 8-4-4 system conditioned you idiots to worship anything foreign.

From a simple look on Joy Kendi’s IG page, this woman should be running an enterprise not a working from the house, if this was really a free market economy or a concrete jungle where dreams are made of like New York.

But in Nairobi, dreams are killed by a system riddled by shameless self-promoters who occupy positions in Government and Corporates, whose work is to cock-block meritorious individuals for fear that they may be outshined and exposed as people who slept their way into their jobs.

Previously I had little or no respect for fashion bloggers because I thought they were superficial creatures whose only objective was to drive the consumerism agenda and propagate anti-intellectualism.

But Joy Kendi is self-driven and doesn’t look like she’s running on someone’s script. Her brain is a fountain of creativity, that if elevated could influence a wider segment of society. Every photo-shoot and blogpost is a story.

We recently called out someone like Mercy Masika, who is undoubtedly the biggest musician based on the largely simple minds who are the majority in Kenya, that love sing-alongs with no deep content. But the musician has basked in her comfort zone and made no effort to up her image, stage-presence, choreography and overall presentation.

If only Joy Kendi could advise Mercy Masika on how to deliver a global-product, or better yet, if only Mercy would seek Joy out. And PAY!

The beauty of art is in symmetry. And despite my earlier reservations about the intelligence of fashion bloggers, putting up the kind of photo-shoots she does is intelligence in itself.

Joy Kendi may not be talking about socially-conscious issues right now, but we are sure she’s definitely taking note of her own struggles as an independent content creator and the apathy that exceptional individuals like herself face in a this hostile Nairobi system that largely elevates mediocrity.

Joy Kendi isn’t like the pathetic basic bitches who post self-promoting or provocative photos on Instagram, and then caption them with “inspirational” or “pseudo-religious” phrases/quotes like how Sheila Mwanyigha or Size 8 do it. Her intellence and originality can be felt. Kendi blogs about her outfits or locations with precision.

And so everyone has their own “Damascus” moment, the analogy where Saul changes to Paul, and Joy will definitely get there. Beyonce was all about female-empowerment, single-ladies, etc but of late she has shaken the establishment by becoming a champion of social justice, particularly endorsing the Black Lives Matter movement. “Formation” and “Lemonade” are testimony that Beyonce is moving from superficial to spiritual, a by-product of intense thought processing and deep reflection on life, vanity and priorities.

One day, our fashion bloggers will be champions of social-justice and crusaders against corruption like some of us. And what a great and glorious day it will be. See you on the flipside Joy Kendi. Shine!

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Caption : National Bank chairman Mohammed Hassan. Despite mountains of evidence showing that he is a crook, he continues serving as NBK Chairman. NBK manipulated first quarter results alleging that they made profits in order to retain the stooges and for Hassan to seek reappointment as Chairman .

Three National Bank officials have been sacked following an exclusive article whereby we raised issues as regards to continuing malpractice even after the dismissal of immediate former CEO Munir Sheikh.

You will all remember that ScanGroup operative @iwateba with instructions from Indian thief Bharat Thakrar, had once launched the hashtag #Munirisclean in a bid to cleans corruption in the bank. Recent happenings have exposed ScanGroup as a den of corruption, whereby they bribe corporate CEO’s like Safaricom’s Bob Collymore, for tenders.

The three individuals from the Credit Risk Department who were sacked for audit issues and theft are Philomena Mulera , Jacob Kelly and Farouk. Many more are said to be on the way.

Sacked: Jacob Kelly 

Sacked: Philomena Mulera 
Reports have also confirmed that the acting CEO has not been confirmed, due to his links with Chairman Mohammed Hassan, director Biko and former CEO Mohammed Munir. It has also emerged that Central Bank of Kenya has recommended a salary of Kshs. 500,000.00 per month.

In 2014, the Chairman Mohammed Hassan commissioned an outsourced salary processing system, that has created a serious problem within National Bank. In December of the same year, he also oversaw a fraudulent staff-loan migration, that saw loans given to members of his cartel vanish from the system.

All this is happening as the acting CEO of Capital Markets Authority (CMA) and son of former head of Civil Service Francis Muthaura issues cheap threats and lies that he will reveal companies that are operating against CMA rules from July, yet he’s a beneficiary of bribes to turn a blind eye on corporate malaise.

They seem to imagine that they can bribe journalists to insult our intelligence. If Muthaura’s son cannot execute his mandate, then he can as well resign. Infact his predecessor was a woman who was a million times more efficient than his useless self.

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Patrons who mostly consist of young Kenyans are accusing the Thika Police of harassment outside a popular nightspot called “Blend” in the busy town.

Last night, the club hosted popular DJ Hypnotic who thrilled revellers all through the night. But Thika Police saw this as an opportunity to position themselves outside the club’s main entrance and extort patrons exiting the club.

The young patrons mostly students in campuses like Jomo Kenyatta University where I studied, say that Police are traveling in private cars and in civilian clothing threatening to arrest those who fail to part with bribes.

The patrons largely suspect that this could be a collaboration between the club’s bouncers and rogue policemen attached to the Thika Police Station.

Patrons are now calling on the Inspector General of Police Julius Boinnet to move with speed and suspend the officers involved in the elaborate extortion scheme in collaboration with Bouncers at the Club. They are also calling on the owner to immediately sack the crooked bouncers.

I yesterday also lamented after a high-school student in Migori  was shot by prison warders chasing an inmate who had escaped their custody. Is there a deliberate scheme by the fucked-up Jubilee Government to undermine, frustrate and kill as many Kenyan youths as they can?

We will not sit back and watch state-sponsored terrorism take root as if this is the Moi-era. Kenyan Youths will not be harassed by idle police who instead of chasing terrorists and robbers, are busy harassing innocent Kenyans.

The Kenyan Youths are now telling the Police and the mediocre Jubilee Government that enough is enough!

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Just as a clarification, we have always made a point to correctly refer to Maina Kageni as a “homosexual” deviant and not “gay” as society has largely perceived his sexual-orientation for a long period now.

Gay folks are cool peeps. They are not in denial and are perfectly normal human beings. My friends tell me that they always have a gay friend in their clique because he hooks them up with the finest chics since gay dudes seem to get along with women comfortably.

Infact many hook-ups leading to marriages have been brokered by gay peeps. They have no problem with the social-structure and will never try hit on any man (or woman) who is straight.

But homosexuals like Maina Kageni are sick individuals. They first will never admit publicly that they are gay, even when the whole of Nairobi knows what they do behind closed doors to keep their careers alive.

They are sadistic folks who derive pleasure from wrecking lives, simply out of jealousy or envy over the fact that they cannot live functional lives and have a social-connection problem.

Reason you see Maina Kageni go out of his way to wreck homes, relationships and marriages because he knows he can never have one. He knows he doesn’t have the capacity to be with one human being and make a home.

So he hides under the shadow of freedom of speech to subliminally distort the structure of the family unit, to fulfil an evil urge or get back to those that may have hurt him in his past.

The challenge for Maina Kageni is that he should come out. Be bold. Say your a homosexual and nobody will judge you.

But we know you can’t. We know your ratings will drastically drop when people see you for who you really are. You have deliberately created the impression that your single-status is due to lack of choice, yet the truth is that you’re a homosexual-in-denial.

Be bold, come out like Ellen Degeneres who built her audiences truthfully while being open about her sexual-orientation. Don’t deceive rural Kenyans who are unable to decipher the conceited psychology behind your show, by creating generic-controversy in-order to pull ratings.

And that’s the sole-foundation on which Radio Africa has been built on. Sexual deviants who hide under the mask of freedom of speech, to dispatch messaging that’s largely conflicted with their own personalities or habits.

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Hey Brother.

It’s my hope that this email finds you in good health. First let me convey my gratitude to you in the way you are using your platform to fight social injustice. Alexsandar Solzhenits once said ‘In keeping silent about evil, is burying it so deep within us that no sign of it appears on the surface, we are implanting it, and it will rise up a thousand fold in the future. When we neither punish nor reproach evildoers, we are not simply protecting their trivial old age, we are thereby ripping the foundations of justice from beneath new generations.”

The aim of writing this this to you is the kind of dismay in parents that has emanated from abnormal increment of secondary school fees even after the Ministry of Education giving a directive that the ceiling of fees be 50,000 in national schools. For instance, my younger sister was admitted to Buruburu girls (a school that didn’t record even a single A Plain in the recently released KCSE) in form one. The fee structure that was accompanying the admission letter indicated that the fee would be 53000 in total for the whole year. But out of the blues, the kid closed school and the kind of fee structure she brought back home indicated the fee was a whopping Kshs.  93,000.00 as opposed to the figure indicated in admissions.

This was shocking to parents who only rely on few trees of tea leaves and can hardly make 5000 a month not withstanding the fact that they have other daughters and sons who equally need financial attention. This I’m sure is one case but there are tens of thousands who are suffering this same fate overseen by greedy school Principals.

Kindly highlight this as you would have spoken on behalf of an old mama in the village who could hardly speak a swahili word to air her grievances.

Long live Cyprian, You are our Che Guevara. Attached find the two contrasting fee statement.

Yours Enock.

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Caption : Co-Operative Bank MD Gideon Muriuki

Hi Nyakundi.

First let me thank you for the effort you have always put to enlighten gullible Kenyans like me on Corporate, Media and Government corruption.

I would like to highlight a well orchestrated fraudulent scheme by Cooperative Bank employees (TRM Branch). After entering the banking hall, I asked a well dressed banker at the entrance whether I had to line up with the rest to pay electricity bill. He answered no and directed me to a desk setup in the banking hall.

Upon asking the lady whether this is the desk accepting electricity payments she gladly said yes, and added that I had to part with an extra 50/= for commission. When I asked her why the commission was being imposed, she rudely replied that “hio sijui ni bank imesema hivyo mambo ya commission…”

She really insisted on the matter and that is when she asked me if I was paying or not? She was horrifically rude to say the least. I paid because I couldn’t go to Stima Plaza which is also riddled with corrupt workers.

My question is Bwana Nyakundi, why should I pay commission yet KPLC have an account with Cooperative Bank? Is this the kind of response an innocent Kenya should get for asking clarity on simple matters?

I only needed a well broken down answer not rude replies from myopic employees. We are the reason this bi*** is employed goddamnit!

Kindly highlight this story. I’m ready to point out the lady to you guys if need be.

Sincerely,
Benson.

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Caption : Safaricom CEO Bob Collymore who has been accused of corruption and managing Safaricom like his personal property. He has refused to clear his name 

Bob Collymore, the immigrant scumbag who hails from the slum called British Guyana, imposed a silly Groove project using Safaricom money, in a bid to potray himself as a born-again Christian, yet we know that he’s the most corrupt CEO in Kenya.

To get a deal in Safaricom, Merit is never a consideration. You are either parting with sick-ass bribes, or spreading your legs to the right top-managers.

It’s the reason why ScanGroup Limited was awarded a contract that they hadn’t won fairly because the CEO, another Indian immigrant-thief Bharat Thakrar pays out bribes to Bob Collymore.

Don’t forget that this Guyana wanker has been the same guy who lectures Kenyans about corruption, and expects us to celebrate Safaricoms profit of Kshs. 38 Billion, when the company gives nothing in return as regards to sponsorships and support to indigenous initiatives.

Bribed Business Journalists especially those at Nation Media Group’s Business Daily, have been enablers in this toxic Web of Deceit, running copy-pasted releases from public companies, without bothering to investigate on the corporate malaise in Kenya.

Business journalists like basic-bitch Terryanne Chebet gave an exclusive interview to Kenya Airways CEO Mbuvi Ngunze, at the height of allegations into his financial impropriety, and further hailed his move of selling a prime landing spot at Heathrow as “visionary” while the same Ngunze was looting KQ coffers and stashing the ill-gotten funds in a secret account at Dubai Bank.

Terryanne Chebet, Wallace Kantai and all Business journalists in Kenya need to be pelted with stones and human waste by any Kenyan who spots them, because they have been accessories to fraudulent schemes orchestrated by corrupt corporates in Nairobi.

Others like Maina Kageni have conspired with land brokerage companies Kamuthi Holdings, Thika Greens, Property Reality, Migaa, etc, to manipulate generic price of land using bogus schematics and delusional plans, in a bid to con unsuspecting Kenyans into buying off-plan housing schemes that will never see the light of day.

Kenyans who have made Daystar journalists their source of information, will continue bearing the brunt of their stupidity in blindly following initiatives or buying narratives, propagated for a fee paid to the journalists. Media in Kenya is the most corrupt institution.

Going back to the Groove Awards scam, is that Calvin of the group (C.N.L) who is also an orphan has been conned by Teddy B +254725922122 Kshs. 7,000.00.

He paid the producer almost 3-4 months ago and the singer’s Guardian has personally tried to beg him to pay them back but he has blacklisted them on his phone, completely claiming that he is busy with Groove Awards tours.

The Guardian has asked foe our intervention to make this public and shame such “gospel” producers.

PS: Can Bob Collymore please ask his friend Size 8 to get rid of that disgusting weave she has on these days?

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Johnson Katuku via FB.

CAPTION: They called Raila the “lord of poverty” but Uhuru and Ruto are really the ones who visited rural areas to commemorate 53 years of poverty since independence.

In the last couple of days we have been treated to images of the PResident (the incompetent Uhuru Kenyatta) and his deputy (William “jamaa wa kutenga Jacob Juma” Ruto) joining poverty-stricken families in shanties for lunch or to launch power connection in mud-walled houses.

What is shocking to me is to see people reacting with awe, rapping about how the duo are humble and down to earth. Unless down to earth means they just dropped from heaven to earth, I don’t see the big deal here. If you want to see a real image of humility, google about Jose Mujica, former president of Uruguay. He didn’t pretend to identify with the poor, he lived a life of the poor.

1. Donated 90% of his salary to charity
2. Lived in a ramshackle farm with his three-legged dog and 2 police officers for security
3. Drove a 1987 blue VW Beetle.
4. Gave ride to neighbours and people walking on the road when driving to his office
5. Left a country high on economic health and very low unemployment
6. Was shot six times,jailed for 14 years for opposing former dictatorship but never sought to benefit from it.
7. He once said “As soon as politicians start climbing up the ladder, they suddenly become kings. I don’t know how it works, but what I do know is that republics came to the world to make sure that no one is more than anyone else. You need a palace, red carpet, a lot of people behind you saying ‘Yes, sir.’ I think all of that is awful”.

Now that’s HUMILITY and being DOWN TO EARTH.

Are we asking our PR president and deputy to be like Jose Mujica? NO. We want them to live with all the trappings of power that our country guarantees for such positions. What we want them to do is to fulfil their pledges and perhaps lie less.

1. Lift 50% of poor Kenyans above the poverty line (not join them to commemorate poverty).
2. Reduce the unemployment rate from the high of 40%.
3. Decimate corruption.
4. Lower cost of living and improve standard of living
5. Clean water and power to most if not all.
6. Education for all
7. Security.
8. Infrastructure.
9. Food sufficiency.
10. Assured healthcare.

But that will never happen as it’s easier to bribe journalists and hype emotions, purporting to be down-to-earth individuals, yet we know you’re the biggest thieves in Kenya.

The psyche of this nation is extremely sick. All virtues rendered useless. Almost like how corporates in Kenya donate peanuts then spend millions buying advertising space and bribing thick-headed journalists and editors to announce their philanthropy.

Kenyans should demand leadership that implements policies that will uplift the masses from poverty, not the sporadic acts of benevolence that we have been treated to in the last few days. Deep in their hearts, Uhuru and Ruto know that what they are doing won’t help anyone, even those “lucky” few who were visited.

It’s just sad when you see Kenyans yapping praises for the two who thrive in poverty-compounding, one sure way of staying in power because the poor (and ultimately the dumbest component of society) are easily duped by such petty gestures.

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Bribed mainstream media journalists were paid off by Nairobi Governor Evans Kidero to black-out news of poor roads in Tassia Estate, yet some of those useless journos live in the same estate, and endure the bad amenities with the residents.

Last Saturday, residents of Tassia called for a peaceful demonstration against bad roads in Tassia, but Kidero dispatched hired goons to intimidate residents.

Kidero is the habitual thief who cannot run an institution without bringing it to the ground. God knows where he stashes his money because his greed is insatiable.

Together with his wife, Kidero is looting Nairobi County Coffers dry, and they recently bribed a judge so as to get orders barring EACC from probing their personal bank accounts.

Kenyans are hereby warned not to ever elect anyone that has worked in corporate Nairobi into political office, as that is where corruption has thrived and nurtured such smooth-talking crooks like Kidero.

Fate will judge mainstream media journalists and editors harshly, as they kept quiet as the status-quo oppressed the masses. And those who keep quiet in times of crisis, have already taken the side of the oppressor.

Keep taking bribes you useless mainstream media journalists. Keep compromising greater good for temporary comfort. You will reap the fruits of your stupidity.

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Caption : Sacked National Bank of Kenya CEO Munir Ahmed. Munir and Company Looted National bank but they are walking free . Munir’s cartels are still in control of National Bank of Kenya as CBK watches, issuing empty threats.

Central Bank of Kenya (CBK) and Capital Markets Authority (CMA) stood by and watched as Imperial Bank, Dubai Bank and Chase Bank stole people’s money. They said nothing and only came running last minute, acting like they were so concerned, yet officials from the two institutions were bribed to turn a blind eye on the corporate malaise.

The immediate former members of the Kenya Airline Pilots Association (KALPA) together with CMA remained silence even as Kenya Airways was looted to its death by Titus Naikuni and now Mbuvi Ngunze. They were beneficiaries from the fraud, but the long-term compounded losses to the country will be far much more than the money they stole.

We all saw Titus Naikuni construct the Ole Sereni Hotel and another one on your way to Namanga using money stolen from Kenya Airways. The CMA is not bothered to attach property owned by Naikuni as a means of recovering this debt.

Media polished Governor Evans Kidero’s image even after he looted Mumias Sugar Company and caused the country to lose revenue and workers in the sugar-belt to lose jobs.

This is a rotten system that has to be demolished. And the process starts now.

NATIONAL BANK OF KENYA is expected to hold this year’s Annual General Meeting (AGM) on Friday 3rd June, 2016, this week at the K.I.C.C. Amphitheater Hall.

The Bank dismissed top six directors two months ago and some other directors were expected to go plus the Board of Directors (BOD) pending internal forensic audit which is almost complete.

Caption: Mohammed Hassan Chairman of National Bank. He forged his ID and is an Australian passport holder. The sanctimonious Central Bank Governor Patrick Njoroge has been unable to force Hassan’s resignation, casting doubt on his overrated efficiency and commitment to clean up the banking sector. 

The BOD Chairman, Mr. Hassan Mohamed, other Board members and the remaining internal directors led by the Ag. MD/CEO, Wilfred Musau, are currently working round the clock to be retained at National Bank by the shareholders at the AGM.

The following has been going on:-

The Company Secretary/Director Legal, Mr. Habil Waswani, on 26/5/2016 – Thursday, held secret meetings with known noisy NBK shareholders (Mr. A.W. Chami and another Asian) at the Bank’s 6th floor. Sources say Mr. Waswani met them for over two hours and made sure he silenced them with good monetary settlements. They are also supposed to engage the AGM with the chairman with unnecessary questions in order to bar the other shareholders, who are not in the deal, from taking part in the meeting.

*This can be confirmed from the CCTV footage of the Bank on Thursday, 26/5/2016.

The board of national bank was sponsored for a foreign trip to Helsinki Finland basically to strategize on how to survive to counter the forthcoming AGM to be held on 3rd June, 2016 at KICC. The bank paid for the travel, accommodation and also paid for their per diem. For national bank to revive from a near collapse the current board of directors should be disbanded and a new one brought on board.

Staff aligned to Munir have also been awarded hefty salary increments effective 1/4/2016 paid with May 2016 salary. It looks like Munir despite being sacked is still running the Bank from the backyard. A few staff have been sacrificed in place of the directors who were to be sacked e.g. Thomas Gachie, Maingi Kaumbuthu, Bernadette Ngara, Cromwell Kedemi, Wilfred Musau, Musa Adan.

The sacked Munir has been paid a net salary of kshs. 22 million on 18/5/2016 as final payment before he is cleared. Sacked staff are never paid any dues. Ag. MD – Musau sneaked out Munir’s contract and amended to allow him to get the dues. The original contract did not allow for payment of any dues.

Caption :National Bank of Kenya’s Wilfred Musau

Ag. MD Masau doing mass recruitments e.g. Chief risk officer, Dir. ICT, CFO, director credit, head of assets, head of Diaspora, relationship managers and many others. Currently he has recruited Zipporah Maore – currently a relationship manager from KCB who is coming to National Bank as Head Of Assets/Workplace Banking. It’s a well known secret from KCB staff that Zipporah is Musau’s longtime girlfriend and she was at one time almost about to break Musau’s marriage. Musau came from KCB Moi Avenue where they used to work together.

Ag. Md Musau has recruited 46 staff from KCB to come and join him in national bank. Sources within KCB have confirmed that the 46 staff poached from KCB are openly braging that they are coming to national bank for money not to add any value. Ag. MD Musau is still acting and yet he has embarked on mass recruitment. Is there a difference between acting MD Musau and sacked MD Munir. When Munir was employed he went on a mass recruitment from Standard Chartered and poached substandard staffs that have now brought down the bank.

Many staff members (mainly from the old Marambii group) have been put on performance improvement plan (PIP) this month May 2016. This is a strategy for Musau and directors to send staff home so that they can recruit their cronies, girlfriends and relatives.  Musau and directors have awarded themselves generous salary increment despite the fact that they earn over 6 (six) figure salaries. Musau has been earning KES 1.65 million.

Ag. MD Musau is Munir’s puppet and he’s practising the same management styles used by Munir. Musau was brought into national bank by Bonface Biko – the sacked Ex. Dir.Corporate and Institutional Banking.  Biko is very close to Munir. Musau, biko and munir are always being seen currently in hotels strategizing how to run national bank. The are always at Tip Top Bar, Langata. National bank is on the bream of collapse, if the regulator needs to salvage the imminent collapse of national bank, it needs to bring on board an independent managing director who will not be aligned to Munir and whose agenda will be to revive the bank not to further plunge it. The bank will also need an experienced managing director who has sound on-job experience to revive the bank. Musau has never been a managing director in any organization, he was head of business banking at NIC and previously head of sme at KCB. He does not warrant to be managing director for a collapsing bank which at the moment needs a strategic experience managing director to turn it back into a profitable business venture.

Caption : National bank’s Director marketing & corporate communications Bernadette Ngara

Director marketing & corporate communications Bernadette Ngara is also another unqualified person to manage such a sensitive docket. She was a long time secretary at Smithklime Beecham where she was sacked. Her credentials in line with her role are wanting. Munir hand picked her so that she can help him to eat the humogous marketing, branding and corporate communications budget. Due to her insecurities of her credentials, she has mastered the art of nepotism and tribalism and has employed her relatives and lover to help her steal the banks money.  The head of projects Andrew Karuku is her long time lover. Marketing and Design Manager James Kairo and Corporate Communications, and Website Digital Branding Patrick Kinyua are her close relatives. These were very junior staff at GT bank to warrant such senior and intellectually inclined positions.

Bernadette has positioned her people in the key moneyed positions in marketing, branding, corporate communications and projects so that she can steal from the bank, the only science that she understands is `stealing’ . By being brought to national bank by Munir, staff of national bank expected Bernadette to roll out strategic marketing, branding and communications concepts, she has not been able to do so because in the first place she does not understand these aspects and she only knows stealing from the company. Is this the calibre of high level that national bank requires as a director marketing & corporate communications?

When bernadette heard that Munir had been sacked she was so shocked because the two are friends in crime. She immediately fell sick and was admitted in Mater hospital.  During her stay in hospital Munir was a frequent visitor to see Bernadette in hospital. They were always being seen talking and strategizing on how Bernadette can continue stealing from the bank whilst Munir is outside. This was noticed by doctors and nurses in the hospital. Munir is still running the bank from outside and he’s controlling Ag. MD Musau in everything that he wants done in the bank including continuous stealing of the marketing, branding, corporate communications and projects money via Bernadette.

Bernadette was key in `buying’ the media and faking various bank awards in favour of National Bank.  She facilitated the buying off of the media and anti-Munir crusaders such as Okiyah Omtata. Okiya Omtata is part of the “evil society” functionaries, who preach water but drink wine. Payments were made in dollars arranged by head of treasury Solomon Alubala, now suspended.

Dismas Omondi, Director Human Resources is another puppet of Munir and current Ag. MD Musau.  During his reign, staffs in National Bank have been so demotivated, fired, intimidated, and transferred anyhow. Dismas do not have a mind of his own, which is a requisite quality for top flying human resources professionals. He’s is manipulated and used to finish old staff. He has accepted to be a puppet of Munir and Ag. MD Musau. Dismas do not have the required qualifications to be a director hr of a reputable bank like national bank. His qualifications are in information technology engineering. What would such a person be occupying a HR position? National bank needs a qualified experienced human resources professional.

How can a bank make provisional profits after enormous growth in bad debts? Even a layman can read in between the lines! Is there any difference between Musau and Munir????????

FOR AS LONG THE REGULATOR TAKES HIS SWEET TIME TO PUT HIS FOOT FIRM, NATIONAL BANK IS HEADED FOR THE WORST!!!!!!!!!

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Caption : Zippy Maore
Chami Chami is a shareholder with about 2000  shares in almost every listed company.

He is National Bank of Kenya (NBK) customer at Busia Branch. He comes to collect cash, a calendar or a clock in exchange for coming to the Annual General Meeting (AGM) to praise the corrupt management or to ask “stage-managed” questions or to help propose or second a resolution so that the meeting can move quickly in the favour of the corrupt clique.

On 26th May Chami Chami was in the company of Habil Waswani (the Company Secretary) for over one hour where he was paid a hefty sum of money and coached on which “questions” to ask during the next AGM.

There will also be other planted shareholders on the AGM floor that day particularly a certain “shareholder” of Indian origin.

These are the Indian Immigrant-thieves like Bharat Thakrar, the CEO of ScanGroup, that Kenya needs to deport promptly. We won’t have Indians stealing from Kenyans like we’re back in the Moi-era.

All these staged-shareholders ate always been facilitated by the Chairman, Mohammed Hassan.

Moving on, one Ms. Zippy Maore is currently working at Kenya Commercial Bank. She is due to report as Head of Workplace Banking on June 2nd.

While other vacant posts have been internally advertised, hers is “reserved” by the acting CEO because of their special relationship.

Go figure.

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Caption : Safaricom CEO Bob Collymore. The biggest crook and most corrupt man as per now.

Barely polished in this blogging game, and largely painted in negative light by competitors in the industry, I had once written about the plight of Safaricom’s staffers who had been laid off on medical grounds. Back then, nobody would dare confront Safaricom or even speak ill of Bob Collymore due to the grip he had on the mainstream and alternative media.

But through consistency, and collaboration with like-minded activists, we have come to expose him as a fraudster who together with his senior managers, run this PUBLIC company like personal property.

They come on television, announce a whopping Kshs. 38 Billion and rural-bred Kenyans largely cheer them, yet that’s proceeds of anti-competitive behaviour and exorbitant pricing of Safaricom services like Data and MPESA transactions. The Kenyans who cheered Safaricom’s astronomical profits would also be the same intellectual-dwarfs that bought Uhuru’s theatrics of mingling with peasants for cheap publicity. Gullible products of the flawed 8-4-4 system.

To add insult to injury, Safaricom only sponsors a few events like Athletics for a paltry Kshs. 80 Million, Jazz where a recent small donation of Kshs. 7 Million to Ghetto Classics was turned into a huge marketing fiasco, plus an occasional Jazz concert because Bob Collymore personally like Jazz music since he hails from British Guyana, where Jazz is common among those slavery descendants.

But who the hell wants to listen to bloody Jazz other than Bob Collymore or his bootlickers? We want to watch Jay-Z at Nyayo Stadium. We want to watch Real Madrid or Barcelona playing in Nairobi. We want Safaricom to be the sponsor of the Kenya Premier League for Kshs. 1 Billion per year, so that the money can be spread evenly to benefit the footballers and grow other industries.

Groove Awards is a celebration of mediocrity, that elevates content-less musicians who largely form a cartel together with Mo Sound Entertainment, artistes who cannot deliver riveting performances or compose sensible lyrics. Basic street-bitches like Size 8 whose wig shows just how hopelessly pathetic she is.

We don’t want a whopping Kshs. 2. 1 Billion per year given to Bharat Thakrar so that he can split his proceeds with a corrupt Bob Collymore. This corporate malaise in Nairobi, justified by a misguided set of bribed Business journalists like Terryanne Chebet, Wallace Kantai, former anchor and Cynthia Nyamai who was once Ferdinand Waititu’s side-chic, etc., must come to an end.

Acoustic shock disorder (ASD) is an involuntary response to a sound perceived as traumatic (usually a sudden, unexpected loud sound heard near the ear), which causes a specific and consistent pattern of neurophysiological and psychological symptoms. These include aural pain/fullness, tinnitus, hyperacusis, muffled hearing, vertigo and other unusual symptoms such as numbness or burning sensations around the ear. Typically, people describe acoustic shock as feeling like they have been stabbed or electrocuted in the ear. If symptoms persist, a range of emotional reactions including post traumatic stress disorder, anxiety and depression can develop.

We wrote about the plight of our brothers and sisters who used to work for Safaricom and after falling ill due to work related illness, they were illegally laid off. Those laid-off were Safaricom call center employees along Mombasa road. They were illegally sacked after they developed a condition known as Acoustic Shock Syndrome. This is a very serious condition which is usually an involuntarily response to sound perceived as traumatic (mostly loud uneven sound near the ear).

The condition came about from Safaricom procuring sub-standard headphones for call-center employee’s and thankfully, the former staffers took Safaricom to court. This year, Safaricom under pressure from parent company Vodafone, was compelled to settle these cases out of court, and each of the workers was supposed to be paid Kshs. 1.5 Million as compensation for wrongful dismissal.

Out of all settlements, three have not been completed triggering fears and suspicion of foul-play among Safaricom ranks, and their coruupt law firms.

Like Nairobi Governor Evans Kidero who recently bribed a High Court Judge Justice Joseph Onguto so as to obtain orders barring EACC from probing his and his wife’s personal bank accounts, Safaricom were also bribing the Employment and Industrial Relations Court to stall the case.

So out of 16 cases, Safaricom has not settled 3, something that we are sure Vodafone or the local shareholders, aren’t aware of.

The last few weeks have been amazing to say the least. Seeing Bob Collymore’s grip on the mainstream media being challenged was quite a hallmark. And out exposè on the KPMG audit was too deadly. Because of our impeccable work, we helped Safaricom unleash it’s budget to fight back, by paying journalists and select bloggers for positive coverage.

Instead of those simpletons fighting me or soiling my name, they should realise that I create opportunities for them to eat from Safaricom and other institutions that dispense budgets to clean up their images after a Cyprian Nyakundi exposè. Without me, baby-bloggers like @Moseaux wouldn’t have been paid a measly Kshs. 100K to start a hashtag campaign.

Those who “fight” me on behalf of corporates or Government should realise that they need me more. I create the opportunity for their relevance.

We hereby attach some letters from the settlement suit and request Safaricom to pay the remaining 3. As for KPMG, we have taken a tactical- retreat and will resume with a bang soon when nobody least expects it.

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It’s another episode of “know your Moi-era lowkey billionaire”

Whereas the saying “All’s fair in love and war” to justify Esther Passaris relationship with the godfather, the Al Capone, the Don Corleone of sponsors Pius Ngugi, it seems like they are really an item and the court-room drama may have just been a glorified tiff.

An online tweef between Boniface Mwangi and Esther Passaris OGW revealed quite some substance and it’s indeed true that they are back together, which could be the reason why Passaris refuses to slide into many Team Mafisi’s DM’s.

For those not in the know, Pius Ngugi is undoubtedly the wealthiest Kenyan alive. He is a coffee baron responsible for the collapse of the giant farmers-owned Kenya Planters Cooperative Union (KPCU) and also monopolises the nut business specialising in the export of Macadamia, Cashew and Peanuts to the far east.

He could be regarded as a Moi-era crook, who now owns vast tracts of land in Naivasha, and has invested in a grape-farming and a winery where he manufactures the “Leleshwa” brand. He is a man who truly knows how to maximise profits through value-addition.

While many coffee companies trade it straight from the farm to the international markets, Pius Ngugi roasts and packs it complete and ready for consumption under the “Out of Africa” brand name.

He for long had the Volvo franchise and also owns Kenyan Alliance Insurance Company.

He lives the goodlife and is said to have taken his clande Passaris on their first date to watch Formula 1 in Monaco. She really doesn’t do strugglers.

His son plays Polo competing against the likes of Gideon Moi.

Unlike the new-money characters like Donald Kipkorir and Ezekiel Mutua who don’t allow humanity to live in peace on the social-media streets, simply because he has taken his children and two basic-bitches to Dubai, or Mutua who recently flew Business Class on Government money bragging as if he owned the plane, Ngugi is black-aristocracy redefined.

But as with any other man, he looks like age is catching up with him, and the white-hair is a signal that his glory-days are fast behind him. It’s definitely time for him to start planning a transition in his vast empire.

Caption : Pius Ngugi and EstherPassaris.

And that’s where Esther Passaris comes in. She is definitely set to battle with the first wife over the estate once the old man inevitably chips, being the assertive woman that she is.

Her photos posted in rapid succession include one of their daughter graduating in the United Kingdom, one of their son’s circumcision ceremony and another at Tribe Hotel toasting in the new year.

Caption : Esther Passaris daughter graduating in the United Kingdom.

Caption : Esther Passaris and Pius Ngugi in their son’s circumcision ceremony.

It seems beyond the posturing, the old man like many Kikuyu’s of his era, maintain all their wives to satisfaction unlike today’s scenario where young brothers are busy making single mothers out of decent women and irresponsibly absconding their duties.To all you messed-up niggers not paying for your children’s school-fee’s yet you knowingly had sex with your baby-mama’s, style the hell up. God cannot bless the hands of a man who absconds his fundamental duty as a father.

 

How do you even live with yourselves knowing full well that another man is educating and upkeeping your child? Useless Kenyan men!

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Kisumu residents have sent out an alert for the policeman who shot dead unarmed protesters.

They are requesting for his name, identity and his residence.

Kenyans should not continue condoning police brutality. Every police officer must take personal responsibility.

Police officers are trained to think and this trigger-happy tactics are so two thousand and late. This isn’t the Moi-era.

The policeman in question remains in hiding after committing the cowardly act. And Kisumu residents are daring him to reveal himself.

Such cowardly acts should not go unmentioned, or sanitized by the bribed Daystar mainstream media numb skulls.

My advise to Inspector General Boinett is to transfer the said officer from Kisumu immediately, if he doesn’t want him to die.

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