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Kirubi Imports Maybach; Excites Basic Bitches

Contrary to known narratives, basic bitches aren’t just those females that pursue male interest for the sake of financial recompense. Basic bitches are also men of inferior upbringing, whose only role...

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Matiangi Overseeing Rot In Education Sector: BuruBuru Girls Case Study

Hello and good morning Mr, Nyakundi. I wish to bring to your attention of the plight of BURU BURU GIRLS SECONDARY. This year a friend of mine got his daughter admitted at that school and he was issued...

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Did Health CS Cleophas Mailu Embezzle 3.2B KMTC Budget?

Hi, Cyprian, hope you are good. I’m Amos and I read your blog about KMTC. I am an alumni of the college graduated with a diploma in clinical medicine and surgery (clinical officer). Our training takes...

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Raymond Moi: Rongai Residents Explain Why Former President’s Son Is Kenya’s...

Caption. Rongai MP Raymond Moi ranked as the most useless MPig in Kenya. But what did Rongai residents expect when electing a son of a man who screwed Kenya for 24 years, and introduced the mediocre...

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Another One Bites The Dust: Jemo Keroche’s New Bae Just Got Unleashed

  We normally don’t promote socialites despite many requests from hoodrats that want to propagate materialism and consumerism whilst flaunting their earthly possessions to intimidate a largely humble...

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Njogu wa Njoroge Responds To Claims That He’s A Homosexual

Caption : Prominent Kikuyu spiritual leader Njogu wa Njoroge  Prominent Kikuyu spiritual leader Njogu wa Njoroge has responded to a post, which singled him out as being a mouth-piece of Kikuyu’s...

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Shell Uses Sex-Appeal, A Cheap Attempt At Creating Brand Awareness

Shell/Vivo Kenya headed by Polycarp Igathe has embarked on an easy campaign, by using sex appeal to attract customers. This is as a result of hiring based on patronage and not merit, as Kenya has...

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Accusation Of Underage Sex Led To Landmark Petition Against Draconian...

We would like to shed some light on a petition against a defective law that’s close to everyone’s heart, and has been intentionally blacked out by bribed mainstream media journalists, many of whom...

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#TBT In The Name Of Love: Sam Shollei’s Defends Wife Over Judiciary Scandal...

Caption: The defender of other people’s wives Dennis Itumbi. “All I want in life, is someone who looks at me the way Jacque Maribe looks at Dennis Itumbi.” Some Twitter users recently pointed out some...

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#ImelaThursday Listen To Pastor’s Message About Doing Away With 8-4-4...

It was with much disgust that we heard retired President Moi warn against overhauling the 8-4-4 system. He still would like Kenyans to operate like robots, cheat to win exams, get admitted to campus...

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Fake CEO’s: Richard Branson Would Reply Your Email Faster Than A Kenyan...

Caption: Some of Kenya’s top CEO’s. We advise Kenya not to be sharing their ideas with this redundant lot, who only know how to steal ideas and not mentor. We got an interesting email today. Goes in...

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Farida Karoney-Owned Kiza Lounge Facing New Threat

As we had previously noted, Nigerians thrive in countries where women empowerment has taken a foot-hold, and rarely survive in patriarchal societies. Kenya is one such place where a group of...

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Haki Yetu! Kenyans Demand To Know Why Debra Sanaipei & Michael Okwiri’s...

Caption: Power couple Debra Sanaipei and Michael Okwiri. Kenyans from all walks of life would like to know how members of Kenya’s “high society” members Debra Sanaipei and Michael Okwiri broke up,...

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Nasty: This Is What Kenyan Youths Are Normally Up To After Being Deprived...

Caption : A mass rally of South African students protesting tuition fee We saw a horrible instance where Deputy President William Ruto attempted to grab a children’s playground in Langata. We have...

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Young Kenyans Doing Big Things; Meet Nickson Nyakambi

As we said, Kenya is a hotbed of original ideas, concepts and inventions who are sadly blocked by the shameless self-promoters who bribe mainstream media journalists to always remain on your TV’s said...

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Was Rose Odinga Cause Of Michael Okwiri & Debra Sanaipei Break-up?

Caption: Rose Odinga with her father and CORD flag-bearer Raila Odinga. An interesting email sent to us insinuates that Kibera MP aspirant Rose Odinga may have been the cause of Michael Okwiri and...

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Speaking Truth To Power: Read Ciku Muiruri’s Powerful Post After ICC Nakuru...

Caption: Ciku Muiruri, author of a powerful piece after a section of Kenyans mocked victims of the 2008 post-election violence with the sham Nakuru Victory party by the ICC-6. By Ciku Muiruri. There...

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Buffoon: Kiambu Governor William Kabogo Congratulates #Kenya7s For Their...

The most incompetent Governor in Kenya and drug-linked advisor to President Uhuru Kenyatta William Kabogo has been caught flat-footed by the wave of excitement and thrills after Kenya Rugby Team won...

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Will This Woman Succeed Where Fatou Bensouda Failed?

Caption: President Uhuru Kenyatta and Deputy President William Ruto waxing lyrical, posturing, grand-standing and spewing arrogance, as if they had been acquitted of crimes against humanity. Far from...

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Will Uganda Be Next Failed State Looted By France Like Congo And Burundi? Yes.

Oily Total Company and Ugandan Elections “That’s my oil; I won’t allow anybody to play around with it.” Museveni, October 18, 2011 “The hand that gives is above the hand that takes. Money has no...

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