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Stop Raising Socialites Dear Kenyan Parents. We Need Revolutionaries.

Caption: The hottest chics in South Africa also happen to be the sharpest tools in the shed. They protest for their rights and are like this due to good upbringing by their parents. The revolution...

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Counties Are Bidding To Host The Next #DancingOnGraves ICC Victory Bash

Many counties especially in Jubilee stronghold’s are bidding for the rights to host the next #DancingOnGraves ICC Victory Bash. After the last successful edition held at Afraha Stadium, the Jubilee...

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These Hoes: Woman Dumps Man And Immediately Rocks-Up With Fellow Tweep

The whore-culture as propagated by Caroline Mutoko and Maina Kageni has reared it’s ugly head and Twitter has been abuzz with activity, humour and low-blows. As we have previously stated, Kenya has an...

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Corruption and Impunity in Busia County a National Shame

Caption: Busia Governor Sospeter Ojamoong, whose only work is to loot County coffers dry. Hello Cyprian, hope all is well. I have been living in Busia town for a while now. Though being a native here,...

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Ruto Pilot Back To Flying; Don’t Get Distracted Kenyans.

Lawyer Donald Kipkorir has recently posted a photo of Ruto’s helicopter pilot, in a cheap attempt to elicit reaction. He never misses an opportunity to brag. What Kipkorir failed to see is that the...

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Mutunga Moves Mumbi Ngugi After We Wrote She’s The Next Chief Justice

Chief Justice Willy Mutunga has moved Lady Justice Mumbi Ngugi to Kericho, only days after we wrote that she will be Kenya’s next Chief Justice. Ms. Ngugi was moved on the day that she was set to...

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Rafiki DTM Declines Buy-Out Offer By Large Depositors, Prefer The Bank To...

Caption : The CEO, Rafiki DTM, Mr. Daniel Mavindu. Rafiki has capped customer withdrawals at Kshs. 25,000.00 per day, per customer Chase Bank-owned Rafiki DTM recently held an early morning meeting...

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Brand Kenya Board CEO Reacts To Our Article And Visits Volleyball Team

Caption: Brand Kenya CEO Mary Luseka It is rare for us to run an article and find someone listening and trying to rectify something that was perhaps executed in error. The Jubilee administration has...

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Uhuru’s “Pull-Out” Game Strong

President Uhuru Kenyatta’s pull-out game strong, or so it seems, as he pushes his demented agenda of Kenya pulling out of the International Criminal Court (ICC). But many Kenyan men when polled with...

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Promoted Tweets Disguised As Rants, See The Psychology Behind @ColdTusker’s...

Caption : Ezekiel Mutua, a government officials who runs an inconsequential parastatal that occasionally makes noise over nonsensical issues, recently took to Facebook to brag about flying...

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The Scam That Dyer & Blair, Mohammed Hassan And CFC Stanbic Oversaw

Caption: Mohammed Hassan Chairman of National Bank. He forged his ID and is an Australian passport holder. The sanctimonious Central Bank Governor Patrick Njoroge has been unable to force Hassan’s...

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Mainstream Media Goofs: See What Jubilee’s Oliver Mathenge Did

The Jubilee regime has planted moles in mainstream media houses to keep manipulating the image of success and portray the incompetent coalition in positive light, despite glaring weaknesses and...

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Maina Kiai told to F*** Off by UK Legislators

Photo Caption : Maina Kiai A MEDDLING United Nations Human Rights chief has sparked fury by demanding Britain waters down vital counter-terrorism and anti-strike laws. In the latest lecturing by...

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Apartments Linked To Thika Town MPig and Ruto’s ex-Clandè Alice Wambui Nganga...

Caption : Thika Town Mpig Alice Ng’ang’a  Deputy President William Ruto has clandes strewn all over Nairobi, that one gets to wonder when he actually works. Alice Nganga was in the controversial...

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Incompetent Journalists exposed.

Hello Nyakundi, Just like the misinformed politicians on rugby and sports matters, Eric LUNGAI, a journalist at Standard Media exposed his mediocrity and ignorance to the nation when he wrote an...

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(Video) Anita Is Looking For A Housemate: You’ll Get Threesomes Once In A...

If this isn’t the wish of every man North of Limpopo, South of Sahara, then I don’t know what is. A beautiful lady named Anita is looking for a housemate, who ofcourse will split rent with her, but...

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Keeping The Mediocre Mainstream Media In-Check: Jimmy Wanjigi Error In The Star

We continue with our theme of keeping the mediocre mainstream media in check, and press on with calls to de-register Daystar University as it has churned out half-baked journalists whose toxic...

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Kabogo/Joho Contractor Unmasked: And Equity Bank Is Involved.

A contractor who has caused untold pain and suffering to Kiambu and Mombasa County residents is now known. He goes by the name of Wachira Njuca and is based in Mombasa. The notorious figure has been...

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IEBC Must Go!

Kenyans from all corners of the country know the dangers of running an election with an incompetent and obsolete so-called “Independent Electoral And Boundaries Commission” (IEBC) led by a corrupt...

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Beyonce’s “Lemonade” Is The Reason Men Should Marry Normal Chics

Caption: Jay Z, the legend! You smoke blunts, while I smoke Cubans all day. Class, style and sophistication personified. He is the legend, not her. Beyonce unmasked Jay Z’s personal life yet the man...

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