CAPTION: Nani Mungai (far left) Bob Collymore’s Lawyer and partner of the individual linked to United Insurance Company collapse.  

Politics in Kenya has a way of attracting the biggest scumbags and thieves, who contort information, to posture as angels or saints sent by heavens, so as to represent the “peasants” of Kenya.

The Kenyan corporate sector is amongst the biggest contributors of scum, for instance the likes of Evans Kidero who is the biggest thief in the country, Titus Naikuni, Peter Munga, James Mwangi, Jimnah Mbaru, Chris Kirubi, Vimal Shah and the likes. These are incredible thieves who bribe journalists to appear as clean, but are deeply embedded in the corruption network that has fleeced the country dry.

Peter Kenneth is the latest entrant and has joined the political fray, purporting to be the face of change in Kenya. But we all know his history, and how he tried to sell our Kenya Reinsurance Corporation to Zimbabwe Re. We all know that he went to the WorldCup with his business-partner Ambrose Rachier, who has Looted Gor Maria FC to its death-bed.

But amongst the most suspicious of Peter Kenneth’s liaisons is one Edward Muriu Kamau, a lawyer at Muriu, Mungai and Co., Advocates, which is a partnership between him and Nani Mungai, Bob Collymore’s Lawyer. Safaricom has put this law firm on a retainer worth millions of shillings per month, money that should instead be used to grown the company.

 

Indeed, Bob Collymore once tweeted about Peter Kenneth’s luxurious residence and out of this world bar, meaning that the connection between Bob Collymore and Nani Mungai could have come from the aspiring Nairobi Governor.

Edward Muriu Kamau hails from Gatanga and is credited with the looting of United Insurance Company, together with the former CEO of Kenya Reinsurance Mr. Johnson Jackson Githaka. Githaka had been plated in Kenya RE by Peter Kenneth when he ventured into politics in 2002. The two were charged jointly in 2009 for bringing down United Insurance, which had come to be known as the only insurer willing to underwrite the risks of the Matatu industry.

That doesn’t stop there; Mr. Edward Muriu Kamau is also a partner of Peter Kenneth at Mayfair Insurance.

So the thief who brought down United Insurance Company, is a partner to another thief who almost sold Kenya Reinsurance Corporation. And it seems that these crooks have studied the insurance industry and made it their cash-cow.

 

Caption: India’s President Shri Pranab Mukherjee

To:
His Majesty the President of India
Rashtrapati Bhavan,
New Delhi.

Madam/Sir,

On the basis of my 10 years humble efforts to disturb the status quo of systematic corruption in public life, particularly that of General insurance public sector of India I find that corruption is acquiring the status of a global problem.

No entity is expected to keep a corrupt employee in the employment and continue to pay him/her public money but the same is an unabated practice in the No.1 General Insurance company of India.
On the other hand my e-mail intended to spread awareness for accountability are termed as cyber-crime.

As the law enforcement in the largest democracy is extremely slow and painful, my communication for you is with a cause that status quo be changed.

Regards,
Shri Gopal Soni.

CAPTION: The amazingly-beautiful Tonnie Nyanja.

In her ThrowBack post on Facebook, Tonnie Nyanja is literally shitting bricks over recent happenings where this website exclusively reported that flamboyant lawyer Donald Kipkorir, proposed to Noni Weru.

It seems that the news only became public to even close friends after being broken on this website

Noni Weru is a daughter to the woman who once owned Karatina Tourist Lodge. Her mother shot to fame after ejecting Kenya’s Next President Raila Odinga from her hotel, purely because of his political differences with Mwai Kibaki.

Nyeri women are said to be extremely lethal, as was evidenced when Noni’s mother was spitting fire at Raila Odinga, after his delegation checked into Karatina Tourist Lodge. The establishment suffered boycotts after that incident, that it was sold to the proprietor of Maathai Supermarkets.

Noni’s siblings include the mother of celebrated Gospel artist Kanji Mbugua and the wife to Tony Kibaki.

Tonnie Nyanja is now a victim of intense scrutiny because Donald Kipkorir was her best friend and has hooked up with Noni Weru, who appears to be a home-wrecker, in what could be termed as a movie script. Noni Weru met Donald Kipkorir through Tonnie. Noni Weru was once linked to wrecking the home of Dan Kabue, the MD of Chase Bank. She is into high-level maneuvering, attracting prized prey.

But it seems that in a bid to secure a position for herself, Noni may have disrupted the social structure and friendships of many, leading to fall-outs. She has distanced Donald from his friends, and isolated him from long time acquaintances, that he might regret a few years from now.

Perhaps in an overzealous bid to “protect” him from people viewed as misusing Kipkorir, Noni may have driven a wedge between him and them using spite and hate.

Men who are viewed as “doing well” have become rare in this Jubilee dispensation, because of how Uhuru and his St. Mary’s friends have plundered and wrecked the Kenyan economy, to the point where Kenya was borrowing Kshs. 834 Million in a day, money that is largely being embezzled by Uhuru, Ruto and Governors.

The Kenyatta Family wants to build a gated-community at the Sukari Ranch, using taxpayers money. Sensing trouble, Mama Ngina has been shuttling back and forth, holding political meetings and trying to sway influential people from backing the opposition.

We only have to endure Jubilee for a few more months before Raila Odinga becomes President. And finally we can get rid of these corrupt St. Mary’s wanker’s, who’ve just been dishing deals and opportunities to themselves and stealing like their corrupt fathers did in the Jomo Kenyatta-era.

Already, photos circulating of Raila Odinga’s tour of Meru show that the GEMA Community isn’t voting as a bloc, contrary to narratives and rumours being peddled by Kameme FM.

CAPTION: Donald Kipkorir pictured here with his new bride at a Kikuyu traditional ceremony.

The much hyped wedding between Donald Kipkorir and his fiance Noni Weru is happening now at her parents home in Kiganjo, Nyeri. An evening party is scheduled for Mount Kenya Safari Club in Nanyuki later today.

Donald Kipkorir proposed to Noni Weru on 22nd December 2016, aboard an Emirates Flight to Copenhagen for holiday.

The couple has attracted attention, because of Donald’s flamboyance, plus Noni’s reputation in Nairobi social circles, as a home-wrecker.

Noni Weru was once accused of wrecking the home of Duncan Kabue, the former MD of Chase Bank. Kabue is one of the people who masterminded the collapse of Chase Bank, by stealing billions of depositor funds.

We do wish the couple all the best, but can’t fail to plug-in a disclaimer, similar to the one we posted for Bob Collymore, after he married Wambui Kamiru. The reports reaching us are that she doesn’t want to have children with him, and has been denying him conjugal rights, fuelling speculation of an imminent divorce

CAPTION: Donald Kipkorir listens attentively to proceedings.

CAPTION: Jubilee flower-girl Amina Muhammed, pictured here with her only claim to fame. 

Everytime Amina Muhammed opens her mouth, she confirms our worst fears; that the space between her ears is empty. And yes, the only people she impresses are journalists of low self esteem like Oliver Mathenge, because she is a light-weight on virtually all matters.

Some things you can get away with in Kenya, because our system doesn’t elevate merit, but the rest of the world doesn’t rely on a biased media corps, whose work is to extort bribes from people so as to portray them as geniuses.

Jubilee is riddled with idiots right from the top, and it was a great and glorious day in Africa, after Amina Muhammed lost AU elections, because finally Africa can see through these political conmen and bullshit-artists called Uhuru and Ruto. And if they thought that Africa Union (AU) is the bastion of corruption and impunity, then yesterday’s shocker was a reality check.

If Uhuru and his brother Muhoho had for one moment thought that he would look towards Addis Ababa should they lose elections and want to illegally stay in power, the two clowns need to get a mental-check because the world doesn’t operate at the whims of Brookside Dairies.

Just because they’ve been able to subdue a few rural journalists with their money, doesn’t mean that the rest of hardworking Kenyans don’t see through their bullshit.

Amina Muhammad’s loss is the first in a series of tribulations that Jubilee will be facing this election year. The most shocking will be Kikuyu’s literally showing the middle-finger to conceited narratives conjured by intellectual-fraudsters like Mutahi Ngunyi’s “Tyranny of Numbers” and for the first time, voting for Raila Odinga.

You see, Kikuyu’s were innocently voting for their Uhuru because they honestly believed that he was being persecuted with the ICC case. They genuinely wanted to protect him. But then Uhuru abused this trust, and suddenly saw it as an opportunity to enrich his family, embarking on wide-scale graft using bullshit projects like the SGR and Eurobond.

As we speak, Uhuru’s private residence along Dennis Pritt Road is being renovated, and nobody is telling us the source of money for this sudden opulence being exhibited by the Kenyatta family.

Amina is a bimbo who was elevated by UhuRuto, to reinforce their toxic constructs and an anti-ICC agenda, which has fatigued the rest of Africa. Time to move on to other issues, not just a case involving these two spoilt brats, who seem to think that the world revolves around them.

Everywhere Uhuru and Ruto are going to campaign these days, they’re met with heckling and dissenting voices, including their strongholds. One doesn’t need to be a brain-surgeon to know that these thieves will not be re-elected 7 months from now.

As for Amina, it’s time for you to resume your wife-duties, as its clear that you have no significant achievements in the world of diplomacy. For someone who had the ear of policy-makers, you have let your fellow women down, and reinforced the narrative that women don’t deserve big positions due to their inherent lack of vision and foresight.

From left: Baktash Akasha Abdalla, Gulam Hussein, Ibrahim Akasha Abdalla and Vijaygiri Anandgiri Goswami at the mentioning of their extradition case at the Mombasa Law Courts on June 20, 2016. 

As many of you pseudo-activists and misguided feminists rile at Trump, due to this conceited war being waged by media’s sour grapes after Hillary Clinton lost the elections, Donald Trump seems to be focused on his agenda which amongst them is dealing decisively with the drug menace, as captured in his inauguration speech.

A day prior to his swearing-in, Mexico swiftly extradited notorious drug-lord El Chapo, and barely a week later, the notorious Mombasa-based drug kingpins linked to the Akasha family were arrested and swiftly extradited to the US.

For those who may not know, the Akasha family has been in the business of drugs since the Moi-era, and their father was murdered in the streets of Amsterdam by a lone gunman on a bicycle. They had successfully managed to pocket the entire state machinery between the Moi, Kibaki and now Uhuru era.

But despite bribing judges to delay the processing of their extradition, the Akasha’s will finally have their day in a US court.

Baktash Akasha, Ibrahim Akasha, Hussein Shabakhash, Vijay Goswami, were arrested in Mombasa, Kenya, on November 9, 2014, pursuant to a United States request, based on charges filed in the Southern District of New York arising out of their participation in a conspiracy to import kilogram quantities of heroin and methamphetamine into the United States. On November 10, 2014, a superseding Indictment was returned also charging the defendants with narcotics importation offenses based on their delivery of 99 kilograms of heroin and two kilograms of methamphetamine in Kenya, which they intended would be imported into the United States. The four defendants will be presented and arraigned in Magistrate Court later today (Wednesday 1st February Kenyan time).

The four thieves who arrived on 30th January in New York ran a Kenyan drug trafficking organization with global ambitions. For their distribution of literally tons of narcotics – heroin and methamphetamine – around the globe, including to America, they will now face justice in a New York federal court.

On December 31st 2016, the three were involved in a scuffle where they fought with Mombasa tycoon Ali Punjani at Rahjan Bar and Restaurant in Kisauni Mombasa. Ali Punjani is also part of the drug business in Mombasa and has compromised everyone in the county. He was a mainstay at Statehouse during former President Mwai Kibaki’s tenure. He used the money to endear himself to Kibaki and was said to have links with his second wife and current Othaya MPig Mary Wambui.

A report issued in 2010 by the U.S. Embassy in Kenya and cited in Parliament by then Internal Security Minister George Saitoti says that Mombasa Governor Ali Hassan Joho, Kiambu Governor William Kabogo, John Harun Mwau, Nairobi Senator Gideon Mbuvi and Mombasa tycoon Ali Punjani, are among the most dangerous drug traffickers in the country. The document is also signed by then U.S. ambassador Michael Ranneberger.

CAPTION: Amiran brand ambassador Juliani. 

Since the ‘90s, drug dealing has always been a trademark for Akashas. According to Kenyan intelligence, The Netherlands was the final destination of the huge haul of 1,2 tons of cocaine cargo seized in 2004. They suspected that the Akashas were the men behind it.

Ibrahim Akasha was shot dead while walking hand-in-hand with his wife in Bloedstraat [Blood Street], Amsterdam. It is likely that one Mr. Mounir Barsoum pulled the trigger.

We now call on authorities from Jersey to move swiftly and arrest Julie Gichuru’s father in-law Samuel Gichuru and former Finance Minister Chris Okemo.

Additional reporting from Correctiv.Org

Click here to download the indictment of the Akasha’s as was prepared by US law enforcement.

CAPTION: Edward Muriu Kamau, a lawyer linked to multiple criminal cases and fraudulent activity, constituting to professional misconduct which has been overlooked by the Law Society of Kenya (LSK). 

A case which we recently covered regarding corrupt practices by a group of thieves linked to Peter Kenneth, has been reactivated by the Office of Director of Public Prosecutions. The case involving Jackson Johnson Githaka, the former MD of Kenya Reinsurance Corporation, is scheduled for hearing on 30th April of this year.

Amongst the co-conspirators in this criminal activity to defraud Kenya RE, is none other than Edward Muriu Mungai, partner at Muriu & Mungai Co., Advocates. He works together with the flamboyant Nani Mungai, who is representing Bob Collymore in a defamation suit against blogger Cyprian Nyakundi.

Both lawyers are also partners at Wasini Resorts Limited, operators of the Wasini Apartments in Westlands, where university student Mercy Keino was last seen alive, after attending a house party in that residence.

Both are also directors at Mayfair Insurance, which is the underwriter for all of Harun Mwau’s property. They share a directorship of the company with Peter Kenneth, the light skin political non-starter, who has been on sabbatical for the last 4 years, and now wants to be handed the Nairobi Governorship on a silver platter because he believes he is beautiful.

With the reactivation of the criminal case against J. Githaka and his co-conspirators, focus now shifts to Muriu and Mungai Co., advocates, whose lead partner Edward Muriu Kamau is said to be the architect of the scheme to illegally transfer property owned by Kenya Reinsurance Corporation.

Nani Mungai is also linked as being the conduit of bribes destined for Treasury Cabinet Secretary Henry Rotich, to renew the Dela Rue cash-printing contract via Jubilee political activist Tony Gachoka in 2013.

Edward Muriu is no stranger to criminal activities and has been charged on numerous occasions for theft and illegal transactions.

He has previously been charged alongside a High Court Judge Justice Juma Chitembwe, former NSSF boss Rachael Lumbasyo and lawyer Stephen Kiplagat with conspiracy to defraud NSSF between January 9, 2008 and March 10, the same year.

They did so by causing five parcels of land belonging to the pensions’ fund to be transferred to and registered in the name of M/s Delta Square Ltd without payment to NSSF of the balance of the Sh1.2 billion purchase price.

According to the charge sheet, this was contrary to the directives of the Board of Trustees of NSSF and in breach of terms of the sale agreement in terms of the said five parcels of land between the fund and M/s Delta Resources Ltd.

It is still unclear how Edward Muriu Kamau is still being allowed to practice, together with Judge Juma Chitembwe. The Law Society of Kenya (LSK) seems to be very selective in their move to dis-bar lawyers linked to fraud. Can it be a coincidence that this one lawyer is connected to property disputes covering insurance funds like Kenya RE and NSSF?

CAPTION: Leaked Audio reveals Jude Chesire intimidating a WhatsApp critic by invoking DP Ruto and Ndegwa Muhoro’s name. 

CAPTION: Kikuyu “elders” or extortionists masquerading as opinion leaders, during their meeting in Gatanga constituency, Murang’a county, where they placed curses on Royal Media Services chairman S.K. Macharia, saying he had betrayed his community. 

CAPTION: Sotik MPig Joyce Laboso loves national politics as her constituency wallows in the miasma of poverty, abuse and neglect. 

Name of the child abused: Nancy Chepkorir Birir.

Headteacher’s name: Noah Kipchirchir Meter

School: Gelegele academy located at Sotik District, Abossi Division and Gelegele location.

The teacher has been sexually abusing the child. He was teaching the girl at Gelegele academy and using her as a sex tool. Unfortunately the girl got pregnant and the teacher gave her 4 abortion pills, the girls swallowed the pills and got sick she almost died and was rushed to Ndanai hospital after which she was referred to Kaplong mission hospital where she underwent medication and was released after payment of 13000 medical fee.

The owner of the school David Milgo who’s also the assistant chief of Gelegele sub-location together with the teacher and some elders have bribed the girl’s parents so that the issue is not reported to the police.

This is a way of denying justice to the innocent girl child.

This is not the first time of pupils being sexually abused by the teachers in the school. Last year there was a case involving another teacher in the same school. It was again resolved through bribery since the locals have no way of channeling their complaints since the owner of the school is an assistant chief who should be upholding the law.

Help us this information reach the Cabinet Secretary for Education and justice be done to Nancy Chepkorir.

As i write this article the child is at home away from school yet she should be learning. The authority must take action. Kindly help publish this.

Thanks Cyprian Nyakundi.

I called you this morning and we talked. Kindly publish it as soon as possible for justice to take it’s course before delay. Remember to quote child rights and rules governing teacher’s conduct and professionals.

It’s so unfortunate that the teachers we entrust our children are turning abusers.

Thanks.

CAPTION: June Gachui at a past performance.

The ever diminishing niche of intellectual music got a boost over the weekend, after two successful gigs by June Gachui and Fena were held on Friday and Saturday respectively.

It is nice to see that there is a large uncatered for clientele of alternative/urban music with that neo-soul vybe, music which has been shunned by adolescent mainstream media street-urchins masquerading as radio hosts.

There has been this subliminal but almost concerted effort by the mainstream media to dumb-down the 8-4-4 educated mediocre citizenry, with third-rate and borderline nonsensical content, especially in the Gospel music industry.

Now we are having Gospel music being played in disco’s and pubs, because moronic assholes who work in mainstream media have conditioned Kenyans to accept that crap, played on heavy rotation, to nurture some cosmetic demand, enabling the singers bag “lucrative” shows and endorsements.

The radio hosts have then partnered with the local musicians they give unfair/undue advantage, and earn commissions from their gigs and commercial endorsements, creating one toxic cartel embedded in mediocrity.

This is what idiots like Churchill do for a living. Using their so-called “influential” status to promote mediocrity.

June Gachui had her concert last Friday at the Kenya National Theatre while Fena had her show at the Alchemist Restaurant in Westlands. Both shows were well attended, and based on social media commentary, fans seemed to get value for money as opposed to the Capital FM gig where some bunch of crackheads and ex-convicts called “Soul For Real” were booed off stage.

Moronic idiots like Nana Gecaga are now planning to bring some other retiree’s like SWV. Kenyans should boycott these shows being arranged by bullshit promoters, who seem to imagine that we love seeing these washed-up, drugged-out musicians, coming to reinvent their dead careers in Kenya.

I do believe that our country has the talent that only needs a little push from these former street-urchins, who somehow control the mainstream media. I’m talking to idiots and morons like Maina Kageni, Churchill, Eric Omondi, Jalang’o, Willy M. Tuva, and other dumb pieces of shit in the mainstream media, who’ve Tanzanianised Kenya with their love for mediocre content from Tanzania.

There has to be a deliberate effort to safeguard the future generations from the institutional mediocrity occasioned by an inferior education system, plus a clueless mainstream media. On my part, I’m happy to have played a role in highlighting the mediocrity and inherent danger posed by 8-4-4, to the point that the Ministry of Education is overhauling it.

Fuckers like Maina Kageni used their celebrity status to raise funds to buy cancer equipment, instead of pursuing transparency and accountability in the health sector. This other cushite called Abbas Gullet of Kenya Red Cross is busy guilt-tripping Kenyans into doing what their taxes should cater for. All of these clowns are functionaries of the status-quo, paid by the Jubilee Government to divert attention, allowing them to steal our money. Gullet first of all needs to tell us where he took our #Kenyans4Kenya cash.

CAPTION: International escort Thandi Ojeer. 

A sensational post by someone calling themselves Anwar Sadat, claims that the reason Kenya 1 (official plane for the President) was turned round mid-air, and his trip to the US cancelled, was after agents were tipped off that drugs were being ferried by Uhuru under the cover of diplomatic immunity.

The movie-like script, details Uhuru’s sojourns to Abu Dhabi under the auspices of some top Nigerian drug-lord, who connected him with Thandi Ojeer, an international escort/socialite who the President was pictured with on the sidelines of the Abu Dhabi Grand Prix.

Thandi Ojeer was the organiser of the Chris Brown concert in Mombasa, arranged by Mombasa Governor Ali Hassan Joho.

Uhuru’s recent attempt to take credit for the extradition of the Akasha’s to the US to face drug charges, has rubbed off the wrong way, being that his very presidential campaign was funded by his key allies, who happen to be known drug barons and murderers.

Overzealous Jubilee sycophants have used the opportunity to tarnish the names of opposition functionaries, by sending Statehouse idler Dennis Itumbi to photoshop an image which has been circulating on WhatsApp, claiming that the US is targeting Ali Hassan Joho.

Itumbi, who spends his days at Statehouse masturbating while thinking about Jacquie Maribe, mistakenly assumes that the cheap stunts they used to “win” the 2013 election, will be applicable this time round, yet he’s just an overrated villager.

Read this sensational post, attached here below.

CAPTION. Bob Collymore and his wife Wambui. 

Social media was bombarded by bogus feminists and sanctimonious/self-righteous impostors, claiming that it is wrong to target someone’s wife or family, in a bid to connect the dots between the actions of holding a certain office, and the greed associated with wives, which may lead one to engage in corrupt activities.

Indeed, many corrupt practices are undertaken with the sole purpose of personal gain, with proceeds mostly being diverted to benefit family or dependants. In many instances, those who unlawfully acquire wealth, register it in the names of wives or children.

So it goes without saying that wives are direct beneficiaries of corruption.

Focusing on Wambui Kamiru, wife to Bob Collymore could then elevate discourse from the precincts of social media, right into the household, prompting moments of deep reflection between the two. While Mr. Collymore has largely been misadvised by his top managers like the Corporate Communications Manager and crooked lawyers who simply want him to spend the company’s money on them, the wife may precipitate a shift in tact in how he deals with bloggers.

It was sad to see that Wambui instead chose to follow the misguided advise from corporate sycophants like Naomi Mutua, who want to make themselves look relevant, by discharging the wrong strategy in dealing with social media.

The truth is, nobody should claim to be a social-media expert or guru, since damage inflicted cannot be undone. The key for any sensible person that attracts the limelight, is to deal directly with the source of content, because parallel campaigns only seek to draw unnecessary attention.

The United States have a specific law, which dispenses sanctions to husbands and wives in equal measure. Proclamation 7750—To Suspend Entry as Immigrants or Nonimmigrants of Persons Engaged In or Benefiting From Corruption was signed by George W. Bush in January 12th 2004. It was designed to curtail entry to those who have been designated as aiding and abetting corruption around the world.

The Proclamation targets those deemed as corrupt, including their wives, children and dependants. It’s reads in part;

Section 1. The entry into the United States, as immigrants or nonimmigrants, of the following persons is hereby suspended:

(a) Public officials or former public officials whose solicitation or acceptance of any article of monetary value, or other benefit, in exchange for any act or omission in the performance of their public functions has or had serious adverse effects on the national interests of the United States.

(b) Persons whose provision of or offer to provide any article of monetary value or other benefit to any public official in exchange for any act or omission in the performance of such official’s public functions has or had serious adverse effects on the national interests of the United States.

(c) Public officials or former public officials whose misappropriation of public funds or interference with the judicial, electoral, or other public processes has or had serious adverse effects on the national interests of the United States.

(d) The spouses, children, and dependent household members of persons described in paragraphs (a), (b), and (c) above, who are beneficiaries of any articles of monetary value or other benefits obtained by such persons.

While US Ambassadors have previously used it to reign in corrupt officials like former Attorney General Amos Wako, current Ambassador Bob Godec is yet to invoke it, as he is overly concentrating on his mediocre cocktail parties and other non-issues he is seen involving himself in.

So yes Kenyans, it’s right to target people and their spouses. It is up to the wives to also know that they bear responsibility and share in culpability. Wambui Kamiru has the ultimate responsibility to advise her husband to stop listening to conmen masquerading as managers, who are fleecing Safaricom, by pursuing legal means instead of amicable settlements, to settle disputes.

Many of his managers are currently earning big commissions and kickbacks from every misguided strategy they propose to deal with “troublesome” bloggers. Yet they are insulated from the flak while the CEO and his wife bear the brunt of negative publicity. These individuals don’t care one bit about the CEO and his wife, and are always happy when bloggers launch campaigns against Safaricom, because they have created a cash-cow/gravy-train from the kickbacks paid to lawyers or Naomi Mutua’s budget of bribing Twitter “influencers” and the likes.

CAPTION: Former DJ Kelvin Mulei now raking in billions. Too good to be true? Be very wary of these media peddled rags-to-riches stories. 

One pertinent issue recurring in the Safaricom KPMG audit, exclusively leaked to us, is the faceless nature of some of the vendors bagging lucrative contracts at Kenya’s leading telecommunications service provider.

Rita Okuthe and Peter Arina seem to be the linkmen to some of these companies, where it is said that they still earn massive commissions to date, as a token for helping them get entrenched firmly in Safaricom. These two are regarded as the most corrupt individuals to have ever worked for Safaricom since its inception.

And catching our attention is Mo Sound, which received the highest amounts in Purchase Order’s from Safaricom, amounting to almost Kshs. 331 Million, in the period of review between 2013-2015. Kavutha Mwanzia, Joy Wachira and Hassan Liwali are listed as the only contacts who the forensic auditors could place from media cuttings. Hassan Liwali seems to be a sibling to Fakii Liwali, currently in Coca Cola, because as you know, corporate Nairobi is all about cronyism and not merit.

No wonder the calibre of advertisements and campaigns in Kenya are mediocre, compared to what freelancers in America are doing with their cellphones.

These days on Instagram, influential grammers are being engaged directly by Corporates, to create catchy campaigns, using basic equipment and real-time experiences. In Kenya, our advertising agencies are yet to adapt, preferring the traditional and borderline infantile advertising regimes involving print, expensive shoots out of the country, bogus voice-overs and the likes.

The advertising industry has totally refused to elevate merit and has maintained the Moi-era modus operandi, a reason why many Kenyans are starting to get repulsed by these stupid adverts.

Right here below, we have attached a video by a local instagrammer based in the US, who in this particular clip, was contracted by Subway. The video went viral, due to the very nature of humour, relatability and outright creativity, shunned by Corporate Nairobi, where progress is based on sexual concessions, family relations, cronyism and the likes.

According to the KPMG audit report, details as regards to the ownership of Mo Sound were not available at the Registrar of Companies office, something which needs to be investigated immediately.

But from our own searches, a character by the name of Kelvin Mulei appeared to be the “front” since he was just a DJ, who suddenly owns this company bagging huge contracts. He is also the founder of Groove Awards, indicating an obvious conflict of interest.

Mo Sound was contracted to offer roadshow and activation services for Safaricom, and were supposed to also provide detailed records of each activation. They failed to provide the auditors the same, because they knew they are untouchable and are firmly entrenched in the company, with contacts high up, contacts who live off commissions and kickbacks from the company.

 

CAPTION: The big money contract awarded to Mo Sound.  

It appears as if someone in Safaricom’s finance department tipped Mo Sound of the impending audit, enabling them to bribe the Registrar of Companies, to conceal details of their ownership. The only reason for this could be that there is a Safaricom staff member who is a director at Mo Sound.

We will continue serializing the Safaricom KPMG audit, in a bid to shed more light on maneuvering in Corporate Nairobi, beginning with the advertising department. We will shed more light on the companies involved including Scanad, Round-trip and Squadd-Digital including ownership, their directors and the likes.

PICTURED: Joe Sang who wanted to steal Kshs. 11 Billion, using Zakhem International. Uhuru Kenyatta and William Ruto were said to be beneficiaries of this variations. 

After his girlfriend arrogantly dismissed Cyprian Nyakundi’s attempts to work out a dispute resolution mechanism, the Chairman of Kenya Pipeline Company John Ngumi finds himself in the thick of things, over a recent court ruling and tender cancellation.

KPC MD Joe Sang and Chairman John Ngumi had hoped to steal a whopping Kshs. 11 Billion, laundered through variations and manipulated costs imposed by Zakhem International, who are building a new pipeline from Mombasa to Nairobi.
Senate’s Public Investments Committee halted the payments, which were brought last minute, and weren’t part of the initial bid cost. It is said that Joe Sang and John Ngumi connived together with Zakhem officials, to inflate the costs midway, to enable the two thieves make away with taxpayers money.

Late last year, subcontractors working on the pipeline have distanced themselves from extra claim that the main contractor is demanding from the Kenya Pipeline Company (KPC). They laid the blame squarely on Lebanese-owned Zakhem International, which was seeking the extra money on behalf of Joe Sang and John Ngumi.

Caption: John Ngumi the Kenya Pipeline Company Looter who usually bribes pathetic Kenyan media journos to say that he is a genius yet he is the biggest crook who should be in Kamiti

First and foremost, the new pipeline was unnecessary, as Kenya has not had a sudden surge of vehicles or demand for petroleum. The project was conceived with the sole-purpose of creating a gravy-train, where Joe Sang and John Ngumi would embezzle taxpayers money.

“The committee has today ordered KPC not to accept the cost variation made by Zakhem International on the Mombasa-Nairobi pipeline,” read a statement by the committee.

The Sh48 billion project is the country’s second largest infrastructure undertaking.

Bribed journalists like Standard’s Joseph Thiongo were busy drum-beating on the delusional benefits of the project, in a bid to sanitise the heist by Joe Sang and John Ngumi. He was paid Kshs. 100,000 to run an article praising the project, despite the obvious financial implications.

Joe Sang and John Ngumi turned to commercial lenders for a $350 million (Sh36.3 billion) syndicated loan to bankroll the construction of this new Mombasa-Nairobi oil pipeline, burdening the country with debt, which has grown to unmanageable levels since President Uhuru Kenyatta assumed Government.

Sang and Ngumi are also suspected to have bribed Justice Edward Muriithi, to throw out a suit filed by Sinai victims of a fire tragedy, caused by KPC’s lack of installing a gadget which would have cost only Kshs. 10,000. The judge was bribed to throw the claims via a technicality.

It is evident that Joe Sang and John Ngumi are only pre-occupying themselves with corruption and looting of taxpayers money, while posturing as angels sent to save us. These characters are definitely stealing the money on behalf of Uhuru and Ruto, which is the reason why we want to vote Jubilee out.

We hereby attach a video clip from Marakwet people, who have said NO to Jubilee due to such cases of corruption.

My attention is drawn to reports appearing in a section of the mainstream media, with regards to an arrest warrant issued against me by a Nairobi Court today.

First and foremost is the erroneous misrepresentation that the judge has already ruled the matter conclusively. The fact of the matter is that the warrant of arrest was issued as regards to contempt of court, and purported failure to appear today for ruling of the contempt case.

I would like to bring to your attention the fact that I have religiously attended court hearings, even when there were real threats to my life as posted by bloggers allied to the Jubilee Government.

Last year on September 13th, this year January 19th and January 31st, I sat in the same court-room presided over by the same judge. In the last two instances, she deferred and postponed her rulings with no logical explanation given.

Today, a letter was delivered to my lawyers regarding my state of health, and recommendation by doctors for bed-rest, a letter which was ignored for unknown reasons.

As regards to jail, I don’t think there is any blogger in Kenya who has been arrested more times than I have. The threat of arrest or jail is not reason enough to stop me from attending such a crucial court hearing. Many of those journalists peddling falsehoods have never been in a Kenyan jail and shouldn’t fantasize over this story as if it will earn them career-promotions.

Let me take this opportunity to reiterate that I have always attended court hearings, and fulfilled my legal obligations in the respective cases. Mainstream media should stop peddling falsehoods that I am a fugitive on the run.

We are currently negotiating formalities which will see me present myself to court or a police station in due course, so as to see this matter to its logical conclusion. I hope that mainstream media can stop Fear-Mongering and spreading fear to upcoming bloggers, using falsehoods surrounding my case. The cause I fight for is greater than their narrow-minded objectives.

Jubilee Party Communications Director Albert Memusi, showing off the digital card, prior to official launching by President Uhuru Kenyatta. 

I have been referred to you by ……… This is in regard to a long outstanding debt of Kenya shillings, Nine Hundred and Eighty-Four Thousand (984,000.00).

As per the attached, the cheque was drawn by Marketing For You Limited, and signed by the director Mr. Albert Kasaine Memusi upon hiring of Nissan X-Trail Motor vehicle No. KBN
838H and Nissan X-Trail KBQ 127S. The cheque was not honored in the bank.

After a long struggle we managed to arrest him and booked him at Kabete police station and he paid Kshs. 184,000.00 in cash and a balance of Kshs. 800,000 remains unpaid to date.

He went ahead and issued us with his personal cheques amounting to 800,000 which were also not honored. Since then, we have been in Kibera,Court file No. 98/2014 where he was found guilty of the offense of issuing bouncing cheques.

He was fined Kshs 50,000 or a jail term of 12 months in prison. He should be declared bankrupt and unfit to hold any public office.

Suppliers are hereby warned not to deal with the Jubilee Party unless cash is paid upfront.

Why won’t these two senior most officers in their respective departments deal with this matter with finality?

Recently, a video message from businessman Paul Kobia made rounds of social-media, where the controversial businessman was warning Jomo Gecaga to stop misleading the President as regards to matters pertaining to Meru politics. Apparently, Jomo Gecaga with his fake British accent acquired from the St. Mary’s School of Corruption, had barred Kobia access to Statehouse.

Jomo Gecaga has been romantically-linked to home wrecker Nyokabi Kamotho, daughter of late KANU bootlicker Joseph Kamotho. She was recently in the news, after being busted in a Nairobi lodging, with the husband of former screen siren and top news anchor Nyatichi Nyasani’s husband, Mr. Sitati.

Fresh from wrecking Nyatichi Nyasani’s home, she has set her sights on Jomo Gecaga, who has been doing her dirty work, by intimidating state officials and constitutional office-holders, from dispensing their duties.

A Thika family is living in absolute terror after receiving a series of phone threats to their lives, from a shadowy group of individuals and police officers with whom they have differed for over a decade about the ownership of land in the town.

The threats appear to be in reaction to a letter from ODPP to Thika DCIO directing him to forward the entire investigation file for a criminal case targeting the said family with regards to their ownership and occupancy of the land in question.

To underscore the level of impunity, not only did these characters orchestrate the sending of the threats, they have also ensured that the requested files NEVER reach the complaints department of the Office of Director of Prosecutions (ODPP).

The land dispute that has generated this level of hatred and threats pits a Thika family against the might and influence of the family of the Late JJ Kamotho, a much-reviled and ruthless political figure from Muranga County.

Anyone who has taken such threats lightly with regards to land matters in Thika in the recent past, has found themselves at a terrible end.

Infact, President Uhuru Kenyatta himself has had to intervene twice on high profile criminal matters which were then being mishandled by Thika CID.

The first was with regard to the collapse and death of former Juja MP and Parliamentary whip Hon. George Thuo at Porkies Bar in 2013. The initial CID investigators so bungled the investigation that they had to be sent on leave to allow a fresh lot of detectives from CID HQs to take up the case.

The 2nd and more high profile Presidential intervention was into the Kihiu Mwiri land fiasco, where 11 Directors of the giant land owning company had been assassinated or disappeared without a trace, to date.

The kidnappings and murders were so brazen as to be done within the town in broad daylight, which has a fully functional CID department. Once more, President Uhuru Kenyatta deployed detectives from the Serious Crimes Office (SCO) to handle the matter and since then, with the suspects on trial, we have not yet heard another case of murder or disappearances.

President Uhuru Kenyatta: Mnataka nifanye nini? He had to intervene personally on 2 cases related to deaths and/or Land which were originally mishandled by Thika CID

So when the Thika family got these threats, and knowing the ruthlessness of the individuals they were dealing with, they made a formal complaint to the Serious Crimes Office of the CID at CID HQs on Kiambu Road.

The SCO in turn invited the Cyber Crime Division who downloaded the data from the phone that received the threat and used it to track the source of the threatening messages. In turn, the CID summoned all the actors in the land saga and took statements from them. These included land brokers and known henchmen of the Kamotho family.

When everything was ready and the next steps of arrest and prosecution were imminent, the entire process came to a halt. No movement, no news! Who had the power to completely stall this entire criminal justice process?

Why should an application to ODPP to review the facts of a criminal prosecution cause an accused person(s) to be threatened with actual harm by their accusers in long running land feud?

ODPP: LESS THAN STELLAR PERFORMANCE AND DOUBLE STANDARDS

Only someone who believes that they control the prosecutorial process would be angry enough to threaten an accused person for “daring” to appeal to ODPP for a review of their case.

Secondly, the letter re-calling the investigation file would have had to be leaked from the office of Thika DCIO (who received the letter from ODPP) to the henchmen who later sent the threatening sms.

However, the most alarming thing is that ODPP, when faced with similar cases regarding ownership of land, applies separate and unequal standards.

The double standard is evident, in a case where 4 traders were charged over land that touched on former President Daniel Moi, DPP Keriako Tobiko sends his heavy hitters Dancun Ondimu and Patrick Gumo to withdraw the criminal case, to allow the High Court time to determine the ‘true ownership of the land in question’!

When Hon. Charity Ngilu and others, were hauled before the Chief Magistrate’s Court in Nairobi on criminal charges over the Karen Land saga, they were able to argue that there existed a simultaneous civil matter on the ownership of the Karen land at the High Court and that having 2 judicial processes running concurrently on the same matter would be prejudicial. Orders putting their prosecution ‘in abeyance’ were granted. ODPP, though entering appearance, did not oppose the said application and it therefore sailed through.

This is where the role of the ODPP and open favoritism or compromise appear.

The Thika family have on several occasions raised serious formal constitutional issues regarding how their opponents in a civil land ownership case at the High Court should be able to bring criminal prosecutions against them at the Chief Magistrates Court in Thika, when the matter at the High Court is still on-going.

In both the applications and even though ODPP was listed as a respondent and duly served, ODPP never once entered appearance.

The second mystery is that when the familys’ lawyer wrote to ODPP and later took a bold step of visiting ODPPs NSSF Building offices, they were informed that their prosecution file could not be found.

Yet from the court and police files there appear to be extensive correspondence from the ODPP.

Third and more confounding, when the letter for malicious prosecution and harassment by Thika DCIO started being followed up by the complaints department at ODPP, and an officer assigned to the investigation, they were suddenly uprooted from the case and now no longer respond to queries.

Questions arising:

1. Who is powerful enough within ODPP to take this file and hide it, control and limit access to it?
2. Who is powerful enough within ODPP to scare off the junior officers in the complaints department to cease making enquiries into an official matter?
3. Who is powerful enough within ODPP to ensure that no assignment of officers is made to High court proceedings where ODPP has been formally served?

DIRECTORATE OF CRIMINAL INVESTIGATIONS:

DCI Ndegwa Muhoro received a copy of the letter alleging malicious prosecution by his officers in Thika in early 2016.

He invited the Thika family to his corner office, and summoned his then head of Land Fraud Unit – Victor Ndumba- to sit in on the discussion.

He listened quietly as the family poured out their frustrations and tribulations at the hands of the politically powerful Kamotho family, and the glaring irregularities within the CID investigation file that became the basis of the criminal prosecution facing this family.

DCI Ndegwa Muhoro ordered his then Head of Land fraud to re-open the entire investigation, re-look at the facts used to institute the criminal prosecution and revert to him within the shortest time possible.

The Head of Land Fraud (at the time) went through the motions of re-opening the investigation and assigning fresh officers to look at the facts. However, this was purely cosmetic because the investigation never left the confines of Mazingira House for an entire 6 months.

It took the re-shuffle of the entire Land Fraud Unit beginning with the senior officers and assignment of the case to new officers for the matter to gain new impetus.

Only recently have these new CID officers started to appreciate the rot within their department and how badly compromised their predecessors were to the extent of manufacturing or suppressing evidence, accepting openly false witness statements and colluding with Land officials in order to give undue advantage to powerful political forces.

We have often heard of junior officers who were so politically connected that they were the de jure leaders of their divisions or units within the Kenyan security forces. What should make Kenyans tremble with fear is when the chain-of-command within the forces meant to protect them, breaks down, orders are ignored.

Could this be the case in this scenario?

A former MP from Muran’ga County and astute Nairobi businessman, tells a story of how the Kamotho family sold him this disputed piece of land in Thika. Upon attempting to take possession of it he realized that he had been duped. He reported the matter to the same Land Fraud Unit of the CID at Mazingira House, on Kiambu road. He was given the run-around by the senior officer, on the basis that JJ Kamotho had been ailing for a long time.

Eventually, JJ Kamotho passed on in a South African Hospital and it appeared that the businessman had been duped of his money and the matter of his money had been overtaken by events.

THIKA CID ACT AS OFFICIAL ‘MUSCLE’

On several occasions over the last 5 years, JJ Kamotho has attempted to forcefully evict the occupiers of the land in Thika. On the three (3) such occasions he has hired goons and police officers from Thika CID to execute this. The picture above shows the demolition of houses on the land by the invading combined force.

It would be good to note that everytime the Thika family obtained a High Court order barring the Kamotho family and the Thika CID from interfering with the land, the invasion by hired thugs also miraculously stopped immediately.

We have seen for ourselves that Thika CID is obviously unable to solve real crimes, as evidenced by the intervention of H.E. Uhuru Kenyatta in the Hon. George Thuo and Kihiu Mwiri land deaths, but make themselves willing and available to concoct evidence for criminal prosecutions on behalf of one side of a land disagreement, whilst also acting as hired muscle for harassment and evictions.

Who then will save Kenyans by policing the police?

JJ KAMOTHO AND DAUGHTER: PRACTICED MACHINATIONS IN A ROTTEN SYSTEM

The Late Hon. John Joseph Kamotho was a truly detested figure in Kikuyuland. When Former President Moi executed his scorched earth policy on the entire Kikuyu Population by marginalizing, appropriating their property and finally outrightly killing them (as seen in the tribal clashes of 1992), JJ Kamotho, always devious and opportunistic saw an avenue to enrich himself at the expense of the entire Kikuyu community.

He invented himself into the chief KANU hawk and spokesman, a loud and abrasive character who would die for the then ruling party and its leader.

To many in Central Kenya, JJ Kamotho gleefully danced on the graves of his tribesmen and benefitted financially in the process.

It became apparent that he would never make it to parliament in the face of such anti-Moi sentiment in Central Province that President Moi had to carve out an entire constituency for him (Mathioya) from the larger Muranga. Even then, he was so hated that he lost the 1997 General election to little-known F Maina Njakwe.

It was probably his satirization by John ‘KJ’ Kiarie of the the Redykyulas trio that humanized him to a certain extent coupled with the humiliation at ‘Kisirani’ by Moi that won him a parliamentary term in the watershed 2002 elections.

What majority of Kenyans aren’t aware of was his insatiable lust for land and his brazen manner of acquiring it, by any means necessary.

At any one time, there are usually 2 or 3 land cases in Kenyan courts involving JJ Kamotho, the most recent high profile case being his annexation of land in Karura forest.

By 2012, it was apparent that JJ Kamotho was ailing and needed resources to cater for his medical bills. He also planned an attempt for the Senatorial seat of Muranga County. All these needed a lot of money.

It was starting to become obvious that even though he had spent the years of his prime in defense of the thankless KANU regime, JJ Kamotho was either sidelined or was too pre-occupied with his status to sit at the table, where other operatives were dining.

Therefore, in the twilight of his life, JJ Kamotho discovered that he hadn’t amassed sufficient wealth to continue enjoying the same status he was used to, he also had not set up any viable businesses (like other former KANU orphans) to leave for his children.

He therefore had no choice but to leave them a heritage of court cases and disenfranchisement of ordinary people.

His daughter MARYANNE NYOKABI KAMOTHO took to this inheritance like a duck takes to water.

Maryanne is a lawyer with the law firm Nyokabi Kamotho Advocates, based in Kitisuru. She doesn’t appear in court much and spends her time either chasing down the land cases her father bequeathed her or tenderpreneuring.

FILE TAMPERING: MARYANNE KAMOTHOS’ MODUS OPERANDI

Maryanne Nyokabi Kamotho adopted this method of staying in control of the entire situation. Using proceeds from the deposits paid to her from the two (2) fraudulent sales of the same land, she is able to influence senior officers to keep files away from public access.

THIKA LANDS OFFICE

The Thika Land Registrar keeps the file relating to this disputed piece of land in his drawer, where only he and his secretary have access to it.

Whenever anyone attempts to make enquiries into the file, his Secretary makes an urgent call to one of the Kamotho henchmen – who operates near the Land office, who in turn sprints to the registry to identify the enquirer and their motives.

A police officer who attempted to make such enquiries in the past was surprised to receive an ominous telephone call from a senior officer at the Land fraud unit, essentially warning him to keep off the matter.

In this way, any formal enquiry by the police or the Lands Department is managed. More importantly, when the land is sold to a third party, she is in control of the search process thereby ensuring that a ‘caution’ on the land is never filed.

HIGH COURT

The civil matter on the ownership of the Thika Land has been before the Environment and Land Division of the High Court for close to a decade. Soon after Maryanne Kamotho took over these cases, a trend began to appear where the court files were tampered with and needed constant reconstruction.

However, a more recent strategy has been to mis-file documents and applications intentionally. Whenever the trial judge opens the file, he sees only a jumble of documents without coherence and he is forced to take another mention date and order the file to be arranged in order.

Between 2015 and 2016, this intentional mis-filing of documents has occasioned the postponement of the civil matter on at least three (3) occasions.

CID LAND FRAUD UNIT

This is the investigative agency of last resort for many disenfranchised Kenyans who suffer at the hands of conniving land thieves and the famous land cartels.

The Kenyan taxpayer funds the specialist training of these officers in all processes relating to land acquisition and procurement of ownership documents.

In this case, it would appear that several alarming things happened.

1. The investigation that culminated into the criminal prosecution of this complex land matter was intentionally given to an ordinary CID officer, one who hasn’t undergone any formal training on Land issues. The officer would ignore common-sense land details or take them at face value, thus obviously zealously interested in quickly obtaining a criminal conviction. To whose benefit? The citizens of the Republic of Kenya?

1. It would seem that some former officers at LFU refused to press for the prosecution of the Kamotho duo over their roles in obtaining documents and money by false pretenses, from various individuals and entities.

Obviously, it can be surmised that some people within the department have been compromised and this is in-keeping with Kamotho philosophy.

OFFICE OF DIRECTOR OF PUBLIC PROSECUTIONS

DPP Keriako Tobiko rode into office on a wave of goodwill and high hopes by Kenyans. His intellectual capacity was never in doubt since being handpicked by another legal genius (Amos Wako) for one of the top 5 legal firms, which stood him in good stead.

Why would he have created a system that can be misused by his juniors with the real catastrophic possibility of the conviction and imprisonment of innocent people?

The disappearance of the prosecution file for the criminal case against the Thika family from his NSSF offices, during a time when files no longer disappear(unbelievably) at Ardhi House and High Court, is something that should make Kenyans shudder with fear.

Where is this file and what exactly is inside it that someone is uncomfortable with having brought into the light?

JJ Kamotho and Maryanne Nyokabi Kamotho have walked too long in the shadows, playing an easily corruptible system for their benefit.

Why should innocents pay with their lives, livelihoods and property all because the old man (JJ Kamotho) lacked the fortitude to ‘jipanga’?

Where will the offices of the ODPP and DCI stand this time round?

Attached: Video from Paul Kobia telling President Uhuru Kenyatta of the danger posed by having the fake British accent St. Mary’s wanker Jomo Gecaga around him.

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CAPTION: Con-Couple Peter and Sue Muraya with their children and little thieves in the making. 

One of the first people to launch pyramid schemes in Nairobi was this con-couple called Suraya, consisting of couple Peter and Sue Muraya. They started off as suppliers of uniforms for Kenya Airways cabin-crew, but quickly saw a niche in Conning people through dubious means.

Their first heist was the Tianshi Pyramid Scheme, where the couple would organise meets at people’s residences and introduce them to Chinese herbal medicine, which would treat various ailments. The herbs were ofcourse fake and this was all a grand scheme to steal from people.

Back then in 2005, Suraya were based in Adams Arcade where they even had a “chemist” from the sake Chinese herbal clinics. This they used as a launching pad into the lucrative Nairobi middle-class suburbs, where dumb and desperate middle-classers aspiring to be wealthy and cross over to Muthaiga, would be duped into joining this dubious pyramid scheme.

Then they quickly used the proceeds from Tianshi to create this Suraya Property Group, creating this illusion of gated communities with artistic impressions showing residences to aspire for.

Many people who were raised in Eastlands, or in rural areas and had moved to Nairobi on high-paying jobs, found Suraya plans very doable, and during the years of economic boom under Kibaki, mortgages were made easily available because the Government wasn’t borrowing from the domestic market.

That has since changed because of Uhuru’s insatiable greed for loans has created a shortage of liquidity for Kenyans, as the country has over-borrowed even from the domestic market, money which is mostly being embezzled by the Kenyatta-family, who now want to build a gated-community and the Sukari Ranch where Brookside Dairies is based, using taxpayers money.

Meanwhile dumb morons and members of the Kikuyu community are still bootlicking Uhuru, not knowing the catastrophic effects his theft will have on the country in years to come.

Moving on, Peter and Sue Muraya went through the usual routine of bribing mainstream media journalists, to create generic hype and manipulate demand for their mediocre, poorly done houses. Fake profiles were generated, and artistic impressions filled newspapers. Banks like Equity were roped into the scam, and billboards splashed all over Nairobi.

The same strategy has been employed by Hass Consult, the premier money laundering vehicle for people stealing Government/Corporate money, for the Eden Ville project along Kiambu Road. Hass Consult, Knight Frank and Cytonn Investments have been bribing journalists to generate false hype for real-estate, manipulating prices upwards, with idiotic Kenyans buying land in rural Kiambu Road, at the price of property in Sandton South Africa.

Knight Frank have been adversely mentioned in the KPMG Safaricom Audit Report, where a forensic study revealed them outrightly manipulating land value, in a bid to defraud the blue-chip firm. We will be serialising the audit report in subsequent publications.

These four companies, Knight Frank, Hass Consult, Cytonn Investments and Suraya Properties, have been solely responsible for the ridiculous land, real-estate and rent prices in Nairobi, simply because they have been laundering money stolen from Government and Corporate sectors, by releasing fake reports and bribing mainstream media journalists to create artificial demand. If Kenyans boycotted these 4 companies, the price of land, real-estate and rent would fall by 50%.

Moving on, Peter and Sue Muraya, the Kikuyu version of Bonnie and Clyde, went full throttle, Conning Kenyans with delusions of grandeur. And dumb 8-4-4 conditioned middle-classers, took the bait, and are now counting their losses after being scammed in the Suraya Fourways Sham, executed to perfection by one greedy couple.

None other than Wycliffe Musalia Mudavadi launched the Suraya Fourways Property Sham close to ten years ago, when he was the Deputy Prime Minister and also Minister for Local Government. Mudavadi laid lavish praises on the couple, and revealed that Peter Muraya was his former classmate at the St. Mary’s School of Corruption.

You see dear dumb middle-class Kenyans, money has no tribe. These people up there prey together, and eat together. Rumours had it that Musalia Mudavadi was a shareholder at Suraya, the reason why he attended the launch.

Frustrated buyers cite no concrete response or timelines from management on any issue and extreme frustration when dealing with estate manager. The Suraya management has been intimidating tenants to make arbitrary payments for services, instead of communicating with owners. No electric fence to secure building as promised no electric fence to secure building as promised. Broken tiles all over. No service lifts as had been promised. Basements 1 and 2 have never been completed since commissioning of the Lynex apartments along Mbagathi Road.

CAPTION: Nyokabi Kamotho with her late father JJ Kamotho. He was the person behind the attempted grabbing of Karura Forest, prompting Wangari Maathai to action. 

A case where daughter of the late KANU bootlicker Joseph Kamotho was involved, has finally attracted the attention of Director of Public Prosecutions Keriako Tobiko.

Nyokabi Kamotho had sought the indulgence of President Uhuru Kenyatta’s Private Secretary Jomo Gecaga, in a bid to intimidate constitutional office holders and lands officers, into grabbing a parcel of land in Thika.

Jomo Gecaga has been spotted socially together with Nyokabi, fuelling speculation that the two are having a sexual relation. Infact, Nyokabi and her brother Digo Kamotho were invited to Statehouse on 12th December 2016 for the Jamuhuri Day Celebrations, courtesy of Jomo Gecaga.

Using her vagina as leverage, Nyokabi had coerced Jomo to prevail upon Ndegwa Muhoro to create a scenario which would have made it easier for her agents to grab the said parcel of land.