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Video: Wangari Ngure Tears Into Kikuyu Men’s Weak Lyrics When Asking For Booty
A female analyst Wangari Ngure has called out Kikuyu men for their outlandish or borderline pedestrian manner of asking for goodies. The lady describes the uncouth means of sexual overtures as shady,...
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Stepping Up: He Read Our Article, And Decided That He Won’t Be A Bullshit...
Caption: DJ Creme with some aspiring Kenyan DJ’s. We hope that they won’t be as mediocre as he is. Just the other day I was reading your article on “Kenya the Land of Bullshit Deejays” and couldn’t...
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Changing Kenya: Men Need To Stop Being Generous With Bitches
Caption: Broke Kenyan men trying to impress basic bitches by buying bottles for them. Using their meagre resources to impress entitled women who probably won’t return the favour. If we will change...
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Stanley Muchiri: The Cooperative Bank Chairman Lives In A House That He Stole...
Caption: Cooperative Bank Chairman Stanley Muchiri. He lives in a house that he stole from a widow. These are the old cows who advise President Uhuru Kenyatta. And you wonder why Kenya is headed to...
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The Uhuru Era: Sanctimonious Self-Righteous Crooks Who Will All End Up In Hell
Caption: Alcoblow extortionists who rob drivers in-order for Lee Kinyanjui to take his malaya’s to Dubai. We are in a really strange era. President Uhuru Kenyatta’s first assignments upon assuming...
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Here Is The Israeli Company That Has Been Hacking CNyakundi.com
Israel, the country that President Uhuru Kenyatta visited recently, is the source of constant DDOS attacks on this website that you all love and subscribe to. The traffic is hosted on an Internet...
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Suspended National Irrigation Board GM Daniel Barasa Impregnates Thika Town...
Caption: Baby Daddy. Suspended National Irrigation Board General Manager Daniel Barasa will father Alice Nganga’s third kid. Daniel Barasa, the man who conspired with others to loot National...
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Kericho Lands Registry Spotlights Endemic Fraud That Is Happening In Ministry...
Caption: Lands CS Jacob Kaimenyi and behind him is William “jamaa wa kutenga” Ruto. When both Ruto and Uhuru rolled up their sleeves, Kenyans had been duped into believing that they’ll work so hard....
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How Kenyatta Family Wants To Buy PanPaper Mills For A Song: God Help Kenya
Caption: Rai, the Indian thief who wants to purchase Panpaper primarily to grow his timber business, not revive the factory and create jobs Were Western leaders bribed to remain silent about the...
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Fake Photo Of Nairobi Floods Exposes Robert Alai. Is Retirement Calling?
Caption : Fake photo posted by Twitter Grandpa Alai to stay relevant. Photo was not from Nairobi West but from Houston. Kenyans from all walks of life are now calling for the retirement of Robert...
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Exposed: Citizen TV’s Mike Okinyi Is Using Sports Journalists Association For...
Caption: Citizen TV’s Mike Okinyi. He has a weird connection with Farida Karoney and always follows her wherever she goes. Hi Cyprian congratulations for the good job you are doing. Please I would...
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UN Staffer Ordered To Pay Upkeep Has Gone Underground
A staffer by the name of William Wesonga Mulongo who works as a United Nations MovCon assistant in Mali is under the spotlight for failing to pay for his child’s upkeep, despite an order demanding the...
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Is This The End Of Bob Collymore’s Career? Unprecedented Petition Against...
Fresh from his sham wedding a couple of weeks ago to a Kikuyu woman with three children, Bob Collymore is facing the biggest challenge yet since he came to Kenya. Turns out that contrary to public...
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As Muthaura’s Son Jerks Off In His CMA Office, Mohammed Hassan Is Destroying...
Former head of civil service Ambassador Francis Muthaura’s son is the head of the Capital Markets Authority (CMA). Other than spending his days jerking off and watching YouTube videos, plus...
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“You’re Next!” Jubilee Bloggers Capitalise on Jacob Juma’s Gruesome Murder
The nation has come to a standstill following the brutal assasination of Jacob Juma, largely due to his opinions and revelations on social media which threatened to bring down the Government. Never to...
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Workers Rights: How Tusky’s Mistreats Staff
Caption: Tusky’s cashiers normally sit on improvised stools for prolonged hours, with many complaining of back problems, yet the same supermarket sells proper cashier-seats. Tusky’s Supermarket has...
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Sasha Mutai Under Siege!
Caption: The prominent, flamboyant, mixed-race quantity-surveyor slush rugby official Sasha Mutai The prominent, flamboyant, mixed-race quantity-surveyor slush rugby official Sasha Mutai is a man...
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Do We Have The Attention Of Kenyan Corporates Now? Safaricom Responds...
Caption: Bob Collymore and senior managers addressing the press today, over serious allegations touching on financial impropriety that were raised on this website. Faced with uncertainty over his job,...
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Victoria Rubadiri Just Needs Some Good Dick In Her Life
This is an intervention for Victoria Rubadiri so as to help her revert back to factory settings. We notice your slow drift away into feminism and the women-empowerment causes using your show. It’s a...
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The Refugee Threat: Inside Kenya’s Extortion Scheme To The International...
Interior Security Cabinet Secretary, he who runs his docket like a Moi-era stalwart is now threatening to shut-down all refugee camps in Kenya. Pay no mind to these Jubilee extortionists, who are...
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