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Attached: Internal Audit Report Detailing Kshs. 400 Million Loss At Kenya...

CAPTION: The high-priest of corruption William Ruto pictured here sharing a light moment with his disciples. It is said that all the money being looted at Kenya Pipeline, ends up at his Karen...

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Jaindi Kisero’s Specific Assignment For Rento Bribery Unearthed, While...

CAPTION: Kwamchetsi Makoha who has been abusing his columns at Nation Media Group to drive his own agenda. Ambassadors, donors and foreign Heads of Mission who have come to rely on Kenyan mainstream...

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After Being Fucked & Dumped By Useless Dudes, Avril Now Blames Kenyan Men For...

CAPTION: Avril pictured here with the South African dude, who dumped her via Instagram.  Overrated but underwhelming musician “Avril” now claims that Kenyan men don’t have good game, weeks after...

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How Uhuru Is Raising Election Money To Bribe Mama Mboga’s Through Safaricom &...

Dear Cyprian, I have taken my sweet time to study the operation of this giant cash cow called E-citizen in Kenya. On every transaction you are deducted ksh 50 in the name of “convenience fee”. My...

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EXCLUSIVE: Mount Kenya University Boss May Be Arrested In The United States...

UNDER SIEGE: US-based firm wants Simon Gicharu arrested and jailed for Intellectual Property-Theft.  Dr. Simon N. Gicharu, the owner of Mount Kenya University, is being accused of fraud and...

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GET RICH QUICK MENTALITY: Kenyans Arrested In Saudi Arabia Smuggling Alcohol

CAPTION: The identities of the two men still remains unknown as Foreign Affairs CS and her grossly-incompetent foreign envoys are busy wasting our Taxpayers money on holidays, instead of working for...

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BROKENESS: It’s Christmas And Everyone Is Broke (Except Jubilee Thieves +...

CAPTION: How Kikuyu’s are bootlicking the Kenyatta family, through siege-mentality.  It’s amazing that inspite of the glaring inefficiencies in the country, the rampant corruption, gross...

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Nyakundi In The Counties: Kisii Mat Supermarket On The Spotlight For Worker...

CAPTION: An image of Kisii Town. Kisii Matt Ltd is located in Sansora Building, Kisii/Kisumu Rd. Hi Cyprian I’ve been reading your articles prompting this email. I have an issue which I believe you...

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Uhuru-Linked Assasin Shows Bullets To Eliminate MP’s Junet Mohammed & Mille...

A Presidential Escort officer Kipchirchir Alfie who now works as a instructor at the Kenya Police College Kiganjo, has revealed on his Facebook page, bullets that will be used to assassinate CORD MP’s...

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MAPENGO! Watch This Horrific Video Of Larry Madowo-Socialite Huddah With No...

Huddah, the socialite from Eastleigh who soared her way into stardom thanks to Linus Kaikai and Larry Madowo, has now lost moral authority to lecture humanity on proper upbringing, after a video of...

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Mohammed Hussein Sacked From Pambazuka Lottery After Stealing $5 Million

CAPTION: Mohammed Hussein (centre) has been using celebrities to mislead Kenyans into betting. Conman of Arabic origin Mohammed Hussein has been sacked from the Pambazuka National Lottery by the owners...

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Kenyan Woman Uses Child To Solicit For MPESA From Man Claiming To Be The Baby...

From our email we have this narration by Kamal, where as the number of single-mothers in Kenya is exploding due to runaway baby-daddies and sponsors impregnating young girls, this case is the...

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Is Millie Odhiambo On Jubilee’s Payroll?

We cannot forget the verbal outburst of Millie Odhiambo in support of Raila Odinga and directed at President Uhuru Kenyatta, who recently refurbished old train wagons and sent his inferior propaganda...

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2016: The Year When This Website Changed Kenya

I know acknowledging success is sometimes a bitter pill to swallow for 8-4-4 educated individuals, who were conditioned to believe that we are all equal, and that any skill someone possesses is...

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#MatiangiMustGo : Video Shows That Kenyans Are Not As Dumb As The Kenyatta...

CAPTION: Dr. Fred Matiangi.  Somewhere in a neat boardroom with pristine wooden furniture, one can picture President Uhuru Kenyatta with his brother Muhoho, surrounded by a retinue of sycophants like...

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Instagram And The Illusion Of Success: How Bitches Flaunted Their Holiday Trips

CAPTION: Popular travel instagrammer Kui Kamau could not let the streets of Instagram breathe in peace because she was in Dubai for New Year’s. Mombasa and Dubai are turning out to be an instagrammers...

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#SkizaScam Bob Collymore & Senior Safaricom Staff Stealing Intellectual...

Mr. Cyprian. I am an artist, I don’t want you to reveal my identity yet for fear of victimization. There is a big problem with Skiza and artists are being defrauded of their income being that today...

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HORROR! Read How These Paris Passengers Were Dumped In Amsterdam By Kenya...

CAPTION: Mr. 10% Michael Joseph is sinking Kenya Airways to new lows. He’s simply following the mantra of maasai thief Titus Naikuni. Mr. 10% Michael Joseph was recently appointed as Kenya Airways...

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BREAKING: Petition For Removal Of John Ngumi As Chairman Of KPC Filed...

CAPTION: The thief of KPC John Ngumi....

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Attention Boinnet: North Rift Shuttle Staff Have Been Stealing Passenger Luggage

CAPTION: North Rift Shuttle staffers have been stealing passenger luggage.  We have received an email from a passenger at a shuttle service which has coincidentally been behind many road accidents and...

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