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#CocaineBankCBA Uhuru’s Bank Stands Surety For British Drug Trafficker

CAPTION: Cocaine Trafficker Jack Wolf has been guaranteed to the tune of Kshs. 140 Million by Uhuru’s bank CBA. Go figure!  A bizarre story appearing in The Star yesterday, said that the Uhuru...

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Uber Rivals Engage In Smear Campaign

Today we received a clip anonymously from an unverified source, who wanted us to tarnish the name of Uber Kenya and it’s representative. The clip was meant to trigger us into action, engaging on a...

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(Photos) Protesters Call On Vodafone To Investigate Bob Collymore In London

Caption: Protestors in London call on Vodafone to investigate Bob Collymore on allegations of corruption and fraud. Along the sidelines on the on-going international conference against corruption in...

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Crazy Luhya’s: Meet The Wanker Who Hung Onto A Chopper (In All Angles, Still...

Today, the entire country has been shamed by the actions of one psychotic bastard, who hung onto a helicopter. The man who hung onto the chopper carrying Jacob Juma’s body, got injured as his bizarre...

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Kalenjins Read Mischief In Uhuru/Ruto WADA Debacle

Caption: The old junks that are supposed to spearhead Kenya’s sporting agenda, including former Sports PS James Waweru who stole Kshs. 500 Million using the Kenya House project. Members of the...

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The Dangers Of A Maina Kageni Endorsement

Caption: Maina Kageni in one of the dubious land-marketing adverts. He has conditioned simple 8-4-4 educated minds into buying rural land at Nairobi prices, while toying around with their aspirational...

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Uhuru and Ruto: Sensitive Thugs Who Just Need Hugs

Everyone in Kenya has an idea that William Ruto murdered Jacob Juma. And being a stupid politician, Ruto let the matter spin out of control, without visiting the family, sending condolences or asking...

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Evidence That This Website Is Having A Serious Impact In Kenya Is Attached

Caption: Quote on exceptionalism by the United States President, whereas in Kenya, the Presidency has entrenched mediocrity, tribalism and bullying of exceptional individuals in the country, a...

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#KOT Investigators Have Already Found Them. So KRA Should Stop Lying To Kenyans.

Kenyans on Twitter, a loose assembly that frustrated feminist and bonafide empty-debe Betty Waitherero once tried to hijack by imposing a fake logo, has been burning the midnight oil, trying to locate...

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Exposed: Meet The Father/Son Tag-Team Indian Crooks From Parklands

Caption: Kamlesh Pattni is the biggest Indian crook in Kenya who walks scot free. Instead of Kwekwe shooting him, they killed our brother Jacob Juma. We see you Jubilee! Kenya has for long been held...

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Relief: Government Finally Caves-In, Agrees To Sack KQ CEO Mbuvi Ngunze

Caption: The Mainstream Media who have been in bed with Kenya Airways CEO Mbuvi Ngunze are too proud to admit that the pilot’s strike forced the sacking of top managers. After finding his continued...

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#FuckThePolice : 1988 Dr. Dre Hit Inspires Powerful Hashtag Against Police...

Monday the 16th of May 2016 was a dark day in Kenyan history as all the gains that were made in getting rid of a dictator by the name of Daniel Arap Moi, reincarnated and manifested in the most...

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#SoGoneChallenge Tiny Comparison Of Distance Between Our Mediocrity & The...

We continue to force down the fact that 8-4-4 is a flawed system created by retarded and retired President Moi to dumb-down the country and turn citizens into dysfunctional robots, who serve the ruling...

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Kenya Power MD Ben Chumo Ignored This Report So That He Can Continue Looting

Caption: President Uhuru Kenyatta with Kenya Power MD Ben Chumo at Chumo son’s wedding . The corrupt Chumo has looted KPLC to the ground but nothing can be done to him because he is Uhuru’s friend....

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Kikuyu Council of Elders Should Publicly Apologise For This Sham Of A Mockery...

It’s preposterous! Two Kikuyu women plus an unknown accomplice who is filming them, have put an entire community to shame. Their horrible attempt at twerking may have caused Mugo wa Kibiru to turn in...

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Bootleg Jameson: This Is The Reason Why You’re Having A Hangover From Hell

CAPTION: Jameson counterfeits which were impounded at an illegal-distillery in Nairobi. If there’s a product that has been counterfeited in Kenya, it has got to be Jameson. These days, Kenyans have...

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Stupid KE Journalists: Nobody Asked Mya, Ginuwine & 112 About Their Political...

If you search Twitter about the recent visit by musicians Mya, 112 and Ginuwine, you’ll see the true extent that Daystar has contributed in fanning mediocrity in the Kenyan media and by extension, the...

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World Exclusive Video: South Sudan Army Commander Sends Direct Threat To Obama

Blogging in Kenya has started taking shape with sources trusting to air their grievances on social-media than mainstream media, which has become riddled with overworked and underpaid journalists,...

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We Told You! NEMA Stops Kenya Pipeline Oil-Spill Clean-Up Firm

Caption: Kenya Pipeline Company boss Joe Sang who should be in Jail for abuse of office, corruption and culture of impunity.  Many moons ago, we highlighted the endemic corruption in the JAP CashCow...

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Crazy Parastatals: Yet Another Scandal From GDC.

Caption: GDC communication and marketing manager Ruth Musembi . Crook per excellence. Should be at Langata women’s prison.  There is trouble at the Geothermal Development Corporation. Staff in the...

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