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Jubilee Cabbage Millicent Omanga Needs To Lose Weight And Look Hot Like Karen Nyamu

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JAP Cabbage Millicent Omanga today posted a photo on her Instagram page, wearing the Manchester United jersey. On that that, I think the club should sue her for denigrating the jersey, because she looks horrible in it.

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CAPTION: JAP Cabbage Millicent Omanga. Even a man on the longest of dry-spells can’t get a hard-on from this hoodrat.                                                         

Omanga looks so terrible that a man who has been in solitary-confinement for 27 years like Nelson Mandela, would turn down an offer for sex with her. The photo is a perfect example of a rare condition called visually-induced erectile dysfunction.

If you want to run and be the Women’s Rep of Nairobi, you must first run round your neighbourhood and shed some of that fat, because physical fitness is also mental fitness.

The problem with Nairobi women is sleeping with older men. When you sleep with a man the age of your father or grandfather, you sort of switch ages. He becomes you, and you become him. So you will find yourself departing from the ways of your generation, in-order to conform to his standards.

In America for instance, where women are financially independent and the concept of sex-for-cash with older men is not as rife as Kenya, women are taking good care of themselves if the gym clips we are seeing on Instagram and Snapchat are anything to go by.

The image of the Kenyan woman is moving from the fat “Wanjiku” mama mboga type who solicit for 200 bob bribes in exchange for their vote, to more and more, a healthy looking, physically-active and socially/politically alert woman. Omanga is barely 40 years old but looks like she’s Uhuru’s agemate.

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CAPTION: Slim, thick, with a fine booty; Karen Nyamu pictured here. Would you pull-out?

You see, the glorified “mama mboga’s” are a big let-down to this country. They can survive on minimum wage, thus a 200-bob bribe in exchange for their vote is a good deal, and yet they forget that they have children in the house, who need focused leadership to create jobs and opportunities for them.

Kenya is slowly turning out to be like other inferior economies in sub-sahara Africa, where there are no empowered women, who can drive themselves to a joint, buy themselves a drink and then drive back home. Now the era of whores is back, and every joint, from the top creme like Kiza, to the middle-tier, is invaded by hoodrats.

Shit economies like Cameroon, Uganda, Ghana, have very few empowered women. Many are either wives or whores. And that’s where Kenya is headed.

Uhuru has looted this economy so much, that no new meaningful opportunities have been created for women. They are now MPESA beggars. Every man today has a message on their phone from a Kenyan bitch asking for a “favour” in the form of an MPESA.

Yet these same bitches and their mama mboga mothers, will sell their votes to the highest bidder, never mind the fact that the same mama mboga woman has kids she has educated through her nose, with basic education like high-school, and who have no option but become prostitutes.

On the other end, we have working women, corporate managers, etc, who because of inflation, manipulated rent prices, high energy costs, corruption, etc, cannot sustain the livelihoods they accustomed themselves to, during the Kibaki years of prosperity and wealth.

Many of these “corporate” women, have resorted to soft-prostitution, whereby they date older men to supplement extra money so as to fund the habits they acquired when the economy was good. Which means rent in expensive flats, shopping, vehicle repairs, etc.

Our women are slowly being conditioned into believing and accepting prostitution as a way of life, and none of their older mothers can connect the dots of their struggles with bad governance.

When you have graduate-women supplementing their income by spreading their legs to old men (never mind the pain and shame involved), while hairdressers are walking away with billions of looted monies, just know that the economy is headed for a collapse.

It’s high time society shunned mama-mbogas, makanga’s, matatu operators, boda boda riders, car-washers, mechanics and the likes, because they are the cause of the current problems we have in Kenya. They are too dumb to connect the fact that it’s the middle-class that keeps them at work, and instead choose to vote for fuckers like Uhuru, who has single-handedly undermined the middle-class through his failed policies.

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CAPTION: The Glorified “mama mbogas” have abused the electoral system by selling their votes. Simply because they can survive on 200-bob a week, yet their children can’t run on such a budget.

Companies are shutting down, down-sizing, relocating, and yet he’s still releasing fake results that the economy is “growing” .


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