CAPTION: Thika Town MPig Alice Nganga pictured here with her late bodyguard who died mysteriously on Thika Superhighway.
Thika Town MPig Alice “Jezebel” Wambui Nganga is on the spot again, after demonising opposition leader Raila Odinga over his exposè regarding Jubilee tunnels of death.
President Uhuru Kenyatta has duped Kenyans that a 3 meter tunnel, wide enough to fit a train, is only meant to collect overflow of water from Aberdares Ranges, but the truth is that the tunnel will seek to tap all the water for depository in the Ndakaini Dam.
The Ndakaini Dam is used to feed the growing appetite for water to Nairobians, and the exploding number of flats as a direct consequence of Rural-Urban migration. The spirit and purpose of devolution is yet to be achieved because more and more people are relocating to Nairobi instead of the County Governments creating opportunities in the grassroots. Most of the funds in the counties are embezzled by greedy governors and retarded Members of County Assembly.
CAPTION: Political conman Mwangi wa Iria who paid EACC boss Halakhe Waqo Kshs. 10 million as a bribe for him to halt investigations into the embezzlement of funds at Muranga County, was busy supporting the project that will desertify 5 other counties downstream.
It is rumoured that Deputy President William Ruto’s girlfriend is the chief supplier of cement at the project, and that he received a kickback of Kshs. 1 Billion from the Chinese contractors who overpriced their Bill of Quantities, in the same way that the Standard Gauge Railway was used as a vehicle for embezzlement. Reports indicate that the Ethiopia SGR which is twice as longer, dual-carriage and electric, cost less than Kenya’s SGR which is single-track, and will be operated on diesel engines.
Meaning Kshs. 200 Billion may have been siphoned from the SGR project alone, and embezzled by senior Jubilee officials. Yet to hoodwink members of the public, President Uhuru Kenyatta will be hosting a Governance and Corruption summit at Statehouse even when he has been accused of profiting from proceeds of crime.
CAPTION: Ethiopian SGR which is dual-carriage and electric cost less to construct than the Kenyan SGR which is single-track and will be operated by diesel engines. The money that was inflated was embezzled by Uhuru and Ruto and that’s why Ruto can afford to donate Kshs. 20 Million per weekend in staged harambeeMurs.
Being the loud-mouth vexation to the spirit that she is, Alice “Jezebel” Wambui Nganga weighed in on the matter, calling out Raila Odinga, in the false misconception that they’re on the same level of politics. While she has had to sleep her way through different men, party leaders and businessmen to ascend to prominence, Raila is someone who has fought for the liberation of Kenya and elimination of this Kenyatta-hegemony where Kikuyu’s seem to have been brainwashed by the President so as to endorse even projects detrimental to their own well-being.
Reports reaching our newsdesk indicate that two of Alice’s “Jezebel” Nganga’s aides have passed away within a span of two months. One nicknamed “Yongo” is rumoured to have suffered a cardiac arrest, while the other nicknamed “Santos” died in a road accident.
But could these just be theories meant to hoodwink the public? Unconfirmed reports indicate that Yongo, a matatu Operative may have suffered the cardiac arrest after an overdose of Viagra, the risky performance enhancing drug, while having sexual intercourse with his boss Alice. Her insatiable appetite for dick is renowned and nobody doubts that she loves being shagged more than usual.
The second case was an accident where it is claimed that Santos encountered avocados on the road, and his car slipped and ran out of control. To date, no photos of avocados on the road have ever been produced, and the wreckage of his vehicle points to possible impact on the drivers side, possibly from a truck.
CAPTION: Wreckage from the vehicle of Alice Nganga’s bodyguard alias “Santos” . He had come from an assignment with the Thika MPig.
So can it be a coincidence that the two aides died back-to-back, in a town where competitive politics is so dangerous that former Juja MP George Thuo was murdered purely on suspicion of political-interest or connection to the International Criminal Court?
Crocodile tears? Thika Town MPig Alice Nganga during the funeral of her bodyguard alias “Santos”
Could Jubilee officials be learning from their party top-brass that murder and eliminating perceived enemies is the only strategy in dominating politics? Should we expect more murders as the election approaches as individuals organise the demise of those deemed as threats to their pursuit to power? Fish rots from the head and what we are witnessing has been perfected from the top, beginning with rumours that Deputy President William Ruto was behind the murder of business Jacob Juma.
To date, Alice Wambui Nganga has not recorded any statement with the police regarding her whereabouts when both individuals died, yet she was the last to be spotted with them before their unfortunate demise.